It was the party to end all partys, it
had been 10 years since mode had gone bankrupt and closed!
Ten
years on, they deciced to hold a party, inviting the old clan. At the
party was Betty, Gio, Henry, Bettys Scottish Friend,
Marc, the
mean bossy woman, the transexual, the trannys mom, Danial, and
Amanda.
It was the party to die for, everyone was having fun. The party was held for some reason in a gothic house.
Suddenly....
.... the lights went off.... and a scream was heard.......... when the lights came on again.... a dead body was on the floor?
But whos was it?
Was it bettys? Gios? the mean boss lady? Well......
It wasent any of them....... or amanda, or the tranny, or the trannys mom, or the scotish lady from extras, or henry?
It was in fact....
Danial, or maybe Marc
well it was.......
a man.....
...... who has the later a in his name....
and he woked with the mean bossy lady.....
he might be gay?
It was of course......
PART 2 COMING SOON
It was Marc!
The other guests looked at each other in a decative way, suddenly the scottish girl from extras collapsed dead, from poisen.
All eyes centred on Gio, as he was the cook..... so they killed him, by burning him in a big wicker man, while dancing and singing around it?
However....... they noticed Henry had
not returned from the toliet, when checking, danial found Henrys head
in the toliet, while running to tell the
others, danial fell into
a pit full of rats that ate him alive.
While this was gonig on, the song Milkshake by kelis started to play, which made them think of that wedding were danial and the trannys dad died.
Had he returned from the grave?
the next victum was The tranny and his/her mom, and they was killed by the crusaders?
The final 3 left was Amanda, Betty and The mean bossy lady..... which one was it?
(Place your bets here:- 20/1 - Betty, Amanda 100-1, Bossy lady 1-3).
Suddenly knives started to fall... cutting through them each, at the end, only two stood, betty and Mean Bossy Lady!
Amanda was the latest victum.... but now betty and mean bossy lady were against each other....
"Your the killer Mother Fucker"betty said!
"No im not, you are, you set up all these dumb traps, jsut becuase your ugly"
The two picked up a knife and started to try to stab one and other......... with the result being Betty losing and dieing.
But was she the killer? Or was in fact the mean lady?
Suddenly....
...... Mean lady was hit over i nthe head....... when waking up she was trapped to a pipe in a dark room, with a tv!
The tv came on.. .showing a clown.....
"hello
mean bossy lady, you might not remember me, but you made a fool of
me, so i want you to rot in this hell home, liek you locked me
in
that room for 10 years..... bitch"
Suddenly the tv went off!
She knew who it was know.... the song milkshake..... locked in a room... .the killer was....
.... her former bridesmaid Victoria Beckham!
