A/N: Why is it that I always get sick right before the holidays? GAH!!! I'm in a bad mood, so this is probably going to be a bad fic. I know it's short...i'm sorry.
Disclaimer: Not mine, and y'all know it. Not even the one tiny little Take Me Or Leave Me lyric.
Roger and Mimi were walking together, on their way to the grocery store. They desperately needed food in the loft; the only thing that was in the fridge was green and fuzzy.
"You know, life is good for us?" Roger said, as they stepped into the store.
"Why is this, Roger?" Mimi asked skeptically, grabbing a shopping cart from the front of the store.
"Do you remember how I told you my cousin, Adam, was a doctor and a scientist kinda dude?" Roger asked, and Mimi nodded.
"Remember how he's in this whole big fancy shmancy lab with all these other rich guys? Remember how they're all trying to find the cure for AIDS?" Mimi nodded again as she picked up a melon, examining it for bruises.
"Guess what my cousin just did three days ago," Roger whispered in Mimi's ear, and she gave him a wide-eyed look.
"No," she breathed. Roger just nodded.
Mimi threw the melon behind her shoulder and jumped on Roger. She kissed him hard on the lips, until someone tapped on her shoulder. She turned around and saw a guy with a crushed cantaloupe on his head. Mimi and Roger burst out laughing.
"Uh, can I help you, sir?" Mimi said between giggles.
"I'm the manager of this store," the man said through clenched teeth, "and I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
"Ask away," Roger said, as he lead Mimi away. Before they went, Mimi took a piece of the melon off of the guy's head, and ate it.
"Glad I threw that one out," she said, "it tastes awful."
Apparently, that was the straw that broke the manager's back. He chased the couple onto the street, and all the way down the block. Once he went back inside, Roger and Mimi started cracking up. She had to lean on him, and he had to sit down he was laughing so hard.
When they both stopped, they had tears streaming down their cheeks. Their faces were red and they were out of breath. He gave her a bone crushing hug, then looked her straight in the eye.
"Meems, serious question," he said as he fished around in his pocket for something.
"Yeah?" she said, looking a little worried.
"Marry me?" he asked, taking out a ring and placing it on Mimi's finger. She nodded, laughing, and touched the ring.
"This is plastic!"
A/N: k, I'm done. Not sure if it's gonna be a oneshot or not. R&R!
