Hello!

This is just a little idea that popped into my head. I have thoughts on continuing it and making it a twoshot. It depends on what you readers think!

I do not own Ouran High School Host Club.

This is for you Merry, for being a true friend and helping me with my stories. Your honesty and support is very much appreciated!

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It was a dark and stormy night and the Hitachiin mansion's windows quivered in the strong wind. Inside, in a large and warm bedroom, two twin boys dressed in pyjamas sat together on the big bed, reading a sheet of paper. Soon, one of the boys snorted and glared at the paper.

"This is so unfair!" Hikaru complained, frustrated.

"Huh?"

"The script! Every single time… Tamaki, or Kyouya… Who writes this shit anyway? Whatever, whoever does write the scripts for our acts, must hate me."

Kaoru frowned, looking confused at his brother. "What are you talking about? What's wrong with the scripts?"

"What's wrong? What's wrong is that they give me loads and loads of lines that I have to sit down and practise and learn, while they let you get away with a tearful "Oh Hikaru" every bloody time!" The older twin shook the script angrily in his brother's face.

"That's not true. I get lines too you know." Kaoru argued, removing the paper from his twin's hand and putting it on the bedside table.

"Yes, a few. Not a million like me! You have it so much easier than me at the Host club, you know that Kao?"

The younger brother raised his eyebrows. "Are you serious? You might have more lines to learn, but you don't have to blush and sob and be completely ukeish all the time. I have it worst at the Host club!"

"As if…" Hikaru sneered. "How hard can it be to blush a bit? And besides, ukeism is radiating from you, you hardly need to act at all."

"I'm not radiating ukeism!" Kaoru exclaimed, now quite upset.

Hikaru smirked. "Hmm? Aren't you my little uke Kaoru?" He let his thumb rub over Kaoru's bottom lip teasingly. The younger twin caught the intruding thumb between his teeth and bit warningly, eyes solemnly meeting his brother's.

"Just that I happen to enjoy to be on the bottom doesn't mean that I'm as pathetic as I play in our "brotherly love" act."

Hikaru pulled away his thumb, wrapping his arms around Kaoru. "No, I know. You're not pathetic at all." He grinned. "But I still think that you have it easier than me."

A malicious smile played over Kaoru's lips. "Oh really now? Then how about we switch?"

Hikaru froze. "Eh… What?"

"You heard me. Let us switch roles tomorrow." Kaoru looked positively wicked. Hikaru chuckled nervously and rubbed his neck.

"Hehe, you're so silly. I don't see why that would be necessary."

"It would show which of us who have the harder role to play. I think it's a great idea!" He leant closer to Hikaru, eyes sparkling with mirth. "Unless you're too afraid to try playing my role…"

The older twin scowled. "No way. We'll switch tomorrow. No one else have to know about it, alright?" He stared at Kaoru determinately. "But you can't back out when you realize how hard it is to be me."

The younger twin nodded, smirking. "You're on."

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"…and he came running towards me, crying like a baby!" Kaoru chuckled, leaning closer to Hikaru and ruffling his hair playfully.

The older twin, his hair parted to the right, started back, looked at Kaoru with hurt eyes and said in his best high-pitched voice:

"Hikaru! I don't want you to tell them about that time, it's so embarrassing… Why are you always making fun of me?"

He tried to force a pretty blush, but it was much harder than he had suspected. Kaoru, sensing his brother's trouble, came to his aid by leaning forward and catching his jaw between his long, slender fingers.

"Please forgive me Kaoru… I didn't mean to embarrass you, but I just had to tell the ladies about that beautiful moment." He leant even closer, almost brushing Hikaru's lips with his own. To the sound of screaming and giggling high school girls, Hikaru finally blushed. Heavily, not prettily. And it was not fake.

"Oh Hikaru…" He managed to spit out. Couldn't Kaoru back off a bit? This was getting really uncomfortable… Hikaru felt vulnerable, not to mention humiliated. This was much harder than he'd thought… Not that he'd ever mention that to Kaoru.

"My beautiful Kaoru. Have I ever told you that you're the light of my life? The reason for me to continue living, my one and only. My heart." Kaoru spoke softly, love shining in his eyes as he stroked Hikaru's cheek tenderly. Only a trained eye, like Hikaru's, could notice the nearly invincible grin curving his lips.

Damn brother… He's having way too much fun doing this. "Me too Hika, I love you so much!" Hikaru squeaked and fisted his hand in Kaoru's shirt, digging his nails into the clothed chest, by mistake of course.

Kaoru clenched his jaw, suppressing a wince as Hikaru's nails left markings on his skin. Hikaru smiled prettily towards him, not bothering to hide the triumphant look in his eyes. Their audience was too busy chattering about the forbidden brotherly love to notice anyway. The younger twin contemplated his brother for awhile, making Hikaru suspicious. Then:

"Ladies, did I ever tell you about the time Kaoru woke up in the middle of the night, from a dream?" He kept his eyes glued to Hikaru's while he talked, smiling innocently.

Hikaru swallowed nervously. What was Kaoru up to? He didn't remember this part from yesterday's script…

"Hihi no Hikaru, please tell us!"

Kaoru sat back in the couch, casually dropping his arm over Hikaru's shoulders.

"Well, he had a very nice dream. About me. Isn't that true, Kao-chan?"

"Ka…Hikaru!" Hikaru glared at his brother. What was he doing? Improvising?

Kaoru grinned smugly and scooted closer to his angry brother. "Mm a very nice dream. Involving us, maple syrup, the bed and some fluffy handcuffs…"

"Oh my god!" The girls almost fainted in happiness. "Tell us more Hikaru-kun, please!"

"No!" Hikaru shouted loudly, momentarily forgetting to sound like Kaoru. "Stop Hikaru, I don't want you to tell them about that, it's private!" He stared panicky at Kaoru, trying to get him to stop this.

"Oh my darling, but I want the world to know about our love for each other." Kaoru made a leap, and before Hikaru could comprehend what was happening, he was pressed against the sofa's armrest with Kaoru straddling him.

"And then you woke me up, and I'm telling you girls, he was wild with lust." Kaoru pinned Hikaru's hands to the sofa and leant down to lick his cheek. "He begged me to take him there and then…"

What in the world was happening? Hikaru had no idea what to do, he was trapped in the sofa with an evil twin atop of him. This was so cruel of Kaoru! He was improvising and Hikaru was completely lost. And why wasn't Tamaki or anyone noticing that he was on his way to get raped?

"Hikaru please, get off me!" He said as steadily as he could, red as a tomato in the face.

Kaoru didn't listen. "I pushed him down on the mattress, had him in this position and then I…" Kaoru leant down and caught his shocked twin's lips in a deep kiss.

Hikaru moaned into his brother's mouth, completely forgetting the rest of the world. Kaoru often had that effect on him. Unfortunately. Kaoru's tongue searched around in his mouth, carefully tasting him. Hikaru couldn't help himself, he just had to wrap his arms and legs around his twin and grind up against him. It didn't matter that he acted like a downright slut.

"Gah! Beautiful, so beautiful! This is the first time we've seen them kiss! Now I can die as a happy fangirl!"

Wrong Hikaru, it did matter. Very much. With an unearthly amount of power, he pulled his mouth from his brother's and pushed Kaoru off of him.

The third music room was a mess. All customers had abandoned their designated hosts and stood gathered around the twins' sofa. The other hosts were staring at them as well. Haruhi was smiling, Honey blushing, Mori and Kyouya were unaffected and Tamaki…

"Hikaru!" Hikaru jumped in fright, ready to defend himself. Kaoru only looked bored at their king.

"Yes tono?" Oh right, Hikaru wasn't Hikaru right now. He wasn't responsible for this mess.

"Why are you molesting your brother? What do you think you're doing, putting on a shameful act like that?" Tamaki was spluttering, furiously waving his hands up and down.

"Easy tono, it was just a kiss." Kaoru helped Hikaru up from the couch, ignoring the excited, blushing girls. "And it's not shameful. We love each other."

"Just a kiss! That was more like a vacuum-cleaning! Oh my nerves, you have to think of my French nerves… And you're my sons, you're not supposed to love each other like that!"

Kaoru lead a still non-functional Hikaru across the room, towards the door. He turned to Tamaki before departing, his twin's hand in a secure grip.

"I'm taking Kaoru home, he seems a bit shocked. And by the way tono, if loving your own brother is wrong, then what about loving your own daughter?" He grinned towards the awestruck Host club king. "Good day everyone!"

"Bye bye Hikaru-kun! Thank you!" The girls cheered.

Kaoru didn't say anything until they got out from the school. Then he turned to Hikaru with a smug look.

"So Hikaru… Who has the hardest role to play at the Host club?"

Hikaru finally managed to get out of his confused daze and stared at his twin. Then he growled angrily and shoved Kaoru up against the wall.

"You fucking mean little brat! You cheated." He menacingly leaned closer to Kaoru, satisfied with the slightly worried look in his brother's eyes. "I hate cheating."

Hikaru smiled slowly. "I'll get you back for this as soon as we get home, be prepared."

And Kaoru gulped.

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What do you think? I think it's time for Hikaru to show Kaoru his place ^^.

Please review and let me know if I should write another (more lemony) part.