Because I heard most of his FanFiction's were ... disturbing or people being adopted by him. (I know random-est crossover but I have to make it crazy somehow~)

Disclaimer: I don't own Matpat... that would just be weird and I don't make Game Theory/Film Theory soooo... no dur. And I definitely don't own Fullmetal Alchemist.

'It was finally time for the vacation to -drum roll please- HOUSTON!' Matpat groaned, "I can't believe you convinced me to go with you to Houston of all places for our vacation. I'm even trying to convince myself it will be exciting and it's not working!'" Mathew groaned again and glared at Stephanie who had her hand on her hips.

"Hey! You didn't have to agree and plus I think it will be interesting," Steph defended and looked out of the window of the plane they were flying on.

"Also Steph... why did we pack SHORTS?! IT'S WINTER FOR PETE'S SAKE!" Matpat pleaded, dreading being in freezing weather with shorts and a T-shirt.

Steph's head snapped back around, "It's supposed to be warm in Texas have some common sense!"

"But it's winter!" Mathew protested, "It should still at least be in the 50's max!" Steph just snorted and handed over Mat's phone.

"You almost forgot this and you didn't even notice! Minus 50 points from Hufflepat for lack of responsibility!" Stephanie declared, smirking.

"That's not fair! We aren't on a liveste-" Matpat started until he was interrupted by the pilot's voice over the loudspeaker.

"Attention all passengers. We will reach our destination in about twenty minutes. Please put away all electronics for landing and put your seatbelts on and remain seated until the plane has landed and is ready to be unboarded. Thank you for flying on United Airlines and we hope you enjoyed your flight!"


After the plane landed, the pilot proceeded to list flights that go elsewhere and which terminal they were located at. Matpat and Steph got off the plane, picked up their luggage, and walked towards the exit to rent a car to drive around for the one-week duration of their stay.

As soon as the doors opened, they were hit with humidity, 90 degrees weather, and barely any breeze.

"Oh... 50 points to Stephlyrin?" Matthew said hopefully.

"Thank you," Stephanie said smugly as she walked towards the car rental with Mat trailing behind.

I devote this to my love of Game/Film Theory. No dur I suck at writing and it feels awkward to write about actual people.

I will be including myself in this story under a different name and I may or may not live in Houston. I just thought it would be funny for them to be tourists in a place with annoying weather so obviously being tourists. And I've heard all about Houston weather in Winter of 2016 so don't call me out on it being 90 degrees one day and 40 the next. It actually happened.

~see y'all later


*shudders* I can't believe it just did that... SORRY TEXANS!

Please leave a review for them to visit either Splashtown (a water park) or the NASA Johnson Space Center! I'll list the people who review if anyone does (which I highly doubt because I'm worthless).