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I actually haven't played Tales Of Symphonia; But I have seen the start of it where Marble died and my friends wanted me to do this. Flames are welcomed! FLAME PLEASE!

OneShot

MarblexDracula

One time Flashbacks

One True Love

Three years before Marbled died and she was the sweet age of 73, she had a great love. How they met was kinda crappy but it was still love dammit! She was only since Lloyd left her. She was remembering back to the day Lloyd…

"I'm sorry Marble. I can't see you anymore. My doctor just re-installed my ugly detector and when I saw you since then I eyes imploded and I am now blind. Thanks a lot for that, betch!"

She still recalled the way he skipped along and caught into flames. She was glad that stupid little dwarf thing who she couldn't remember his named was able to fix his sight with a good piece of pie.

Oh, the way that Marble met her true love was magnificent. It was on one chilly June day, and the owls were sunbathing. Marble was on her way to the candle shop, but then, so abruptly got pushed against a wall of the alley.

"Oh my. What do you want?" Marble said at the force. She was scared out of her mind. 'Who could it be?' She thought to herself.

"Hound now. You lovely lady. I shall sire you into a powerful being." The mysterious man said.

"Who are you?" Marble asked.

"My name is Nosferatous. But you Can call moi Dracula for short. MUWAHAHHAHAHHA." The Evil Vampire laughed.

Marble was in awe of the most gorgeous and pastiest vampire that she has every seen.

Dracula was taken back as Marble looked at him funny.

"What are you looking at you, being, you?" And then he was glomped. Glomped like there was no tomorrow.

"Oh, Make me yours beauty! Make me a Vampire!" She kissed him on the cheek and when she pulled back all she saw was a big pile of dust. "OH NO! My sharp and old cheek bones crushed him! Oh now what the flingy fart monkey should I do now? I don't have anyone to have my sweet half vampire children! Boo hoo!" Marble cried until George Bush died.

Eleven Months Later

Marble was getting out of bed one morning and finally decided to move on.

"Now, I can try and move on. I can hit up the clubs, check out all those fine 63 year olds. Mhmm. Well, theres bingo and scrabble nights and the screaming bananas." Everything was not going fine because there was a knock at the door and Marble had to put on her under and went to the door. She swung it opened and there stood a handsome person thing that looked scrumptious. So she took a bite out of him.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" The young man exclaimed and ran off failing his arms in the air.

"Come back soon! I'd like to try your head-face next! Oh well."

And Marble went to her kitchen and went to her pantry and pulled out a can of diced puppies with grinded up kibble. "This is gonna be a good meal." Marble said. But she couldn't help being reminded of Dracula when she looked at herself in the mirror. She decided that she was going to Vegas and getting hitched to the next person who she kissed. Unfortunaltey for her, it was a man named Hisdhrtb Topplegotafeurahads.

Now she has to go by Marble Topplegotafeurahads. For the next year, Until Mr. Topplegotafeurahads death by a pink broom, Marble still only thought of Dracula and his fine pale face. And thats all the thought about till the day she EXPLODED!HAHAHAHAHA!

The End