Disclaimer= I do not own Hayate the Combat Butler.
I'm no chimney
Therefore, I do not smoke
I pop those magic beans
Ecstasy of course
Gets me through the day
My life has a void
Those little wonders are a necessity
Nowadays Nagi seems preoccupied
Nagi isn't constantly nagging
Once I'm cleaning each day
Once I finish pulling the weeds
I have many hours to kill
Usually time to pop that a-b-c-d-E
I'm out of control
Due to my high intake of beans
I go shopping in terabytes
All my worries are missing
Hyper Maria leaves the trails blistering
This "high" road can be exhausting
I mean it leaves me fatigued
This mode wears off and I experience withdrawal
I.. I get lonely
Nagi and Hayate-kun do their thing
Where does that leave me?
Just me and my beans
That's just swell
If this all I got then fine!
I'll keep popping beans till they drag me to hell
