Disclaimer= I do not own Hayate the Combat Butler.


I'm no chimney

Therefore, I do not smoke

I pop those magic beans

Ecstasy of course

Gets me through the day

My life has a void

Those little wonders are a necessity

Nowadays Nagi seems preoccupied

Nagi isn't constantly nagging

Once I'm cleaning each day

Once I finish pulling the weeds

I have many hours to kill

Usually time to pop that a-b-c-d-E

I'm out of control

Due to my high intake of beans

I go shopping in terabytes

All my worries are missing

Hyper Maria leaves the trails blistering

This "high" road can be exhausting

I mean it leaves me fatigued

This mode wears off and I experience withdrawal

I.. I get lonely

Nagi and Hayate-kun do their thing

Where does that leave me?

Just me and my beans

That's just swell

If this all I got then fine!

I'll keep popping beans till they drag me to hell