Welcome to my story! It's a crossover of two of my favorite Animes, Fullmetal Alchemist and D. Gray-Man! Later on, there will be some Sword Art Online as well. Maybe others. :)
Don't judge this story too harshly, because it's not meant to be taken seriously. I made it for the humor! :)
Disclaimer: FMA and DGM are are owned by their rightful owners, not me.
He had planned on actually getting something productive done, but in the end, he'd fared no better than he had the previous day. It wasn't like he gave up or anything, he just…walked into something really strange. If anyone could actually call it that.
It was early morning, way too early in his opinion. He didn't mind the mornings too much, but he still wasn't exactly a morning person to begin with. Not when a stack of papers awaited him in his office. Apparently he had arrived earlier than usual, because he noticed that his lieutenant gave a slight look of surprise in his direction. Had he not known better, he wouldn't have guessed that she was surprised. She was hardly ever surprised.
She saluted him as she spoke, "Sir, the Elric brothers are waiting for you in your office."
He nodded his head as he passed by, saluting back. After that encounter he led himself to his office expecting to see the two brothers waiting patiently for him on the sofa or even the wooden chairs in front of his desk. Though, that was a lie. He expected the eldest brother to be waiting just beyond the door, prepared to snap at him.
Though, he had not expected to see what he had seen in front of him when he walked in. If he could explain it in complete detail he would.
But…
In front of him stood two,—not one—but two pipsqueaks. Just as always, one was clad in red and black with his golden hair in a perfect braid. The other, who was just slightly taller, was completely new to him. He was a young looking boy with white hair, a weird looking tattoo across his left eye, and he was dressed in black and white robes.
The former pipsqueak was Edward Elric the eldest of the two Elric brother. The younger one being Alphonse, who currently sat on the floor, for some reason was missing something. That something being his head. His empty, armored head that went along with the rest of his armored body. He looked for the whereabouts of his head, while the rest of the scene showed itself in detail to the new arrival.
He instantly noticed that there were four others scattered about the room. There was a grumpy looking…girl—that was a girl right? Well, she was in the corner glaring out at the rest of them looking angrier than Edward on a bad day. Next there was a redheaded, eye-patched boy, who currently hung from the now broken ceiling. How had he not seen this earlier?
Already becoming annoyed with the fiasco, he looked at the next two. Surprisingly, there was girl who was sprawled out on the floor. Fast asleep. Her long, dark pigtails all in disarray around her. For some reason, she looked like the sanest of the strangers. Despite, her being asleep in the middle of his office floor. Lastly, he found himself staring at one of his plants he had by one of his bookshelves. A girl was sticking out of it with her legs flailing in the air.
"Fullmetal!" he snapped, finally coming to his senses, "Explain, now!"
"Mustang!" Edward shouted, way too loud for such an early morning, "Good you showed up!"
Mustang pointedly glared. "It's my job."
"Normally you aren't here so early."
"Neither are you," Mustang pointed out.
Edward paused. "Oh. I suppose you're right."
There was a loud thud coming from the boy with red hair as he fell from his place in the ceiling. Only feet away from the sleeping girl, who didn't even seem fazed by the loud crash.
The grumpy looking one growled out, "Idiot."
"Ow!" the redhead complained rubbing his head. He stood up from he ended up when he fell and held out a partially gloved hand. "I'm lavi."
Mustang blinked confusedly as he shook the offered hand, but his next words were directed at Edward. "Fullmetal!"
Edward stood at attention. "Yes?"
Mustang's mouth closed with a pop. With narrowed eyes, he stepped away from Lavi and closer to Edward with growing suspicion. Then he proceeded to closely examine the golden haired boy in front of him.
With a quick glance to Alphonse, who just retrieved his head back, he took a deep breath before speaking, "First I want to know who these people are, what they want, what's their purpose, and if they're on our side. Then I want a full explanation on why Alphonse lost his head, and why you are being so cooperative."
Edward rocked on his feet. "yeah…I have no idea who they are," he gestured to everyone except the white haired boy in front of him. "But this is Allen."
The white haired boy waved with a light smile. "Allen Walker, nice to meet you."
Eyes still narrowed, Mustang shook hands with Allen. "Colonel Roy Mustang."
Lavi jumped next to him. "Whoa! You sound just like Yu!"
"Who?"
Lavi pointed a finger t the grumpy on in the corner who was currently glaring daggers at the redhead. "Kanda, but his first name's Yu."
He was a boy? Mustang blinked awkwardly. He assumed that he was a girl. Apparently he was mistaken.
There was a sudden yelp coming from the girl who was stuck in the planter. All eyes turned towards her. Allen walked over to help her up, but was soon sent flying. He would have been sent flying into Edward had Edward not dove out of the way and into Mustang. Leaving Allen to land on his face beside the girl in the planter.
Allen groaned. "Ow…"
Edward, who had successfully knocked Mustange off his feet and landed on the man, laughed. "How do you manage to trip over a friend?"
"She's sleeping in the middle of the floor!" Allen protested.
"Could have stepped around her," Edward commented.
Suddenly Ed was tossed into the air and into Lavi, who screamed.
Edward turned to the man who was his commanding officer. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"
"For sitting on me!" Mustang shouted.
Lavi rose a hand, straining out, "Heeeeellllllp! Yooouurr too heavyyy!"
"I'm NOT fat!" Edward demanded.
"Get…off!"
"Oh," Edward said as he got up, "sorry."
Lavi brushed himself off, patting down his wrinkled clothing. Finished with that task, he smiled. "Don't worry, I'm used to it."
Back to Allen's mission, he finally finished pulling the girl out from the potted plant she'd been stuck in. Mustang, being the womanizer he was, couldn't help but notice that woman was actually good looking, despite the dirt that covered half her body. But he kept those thoughts to himself. No need to add to the confusion.
"once she was standing, and not close to tripping again, she bowed politely. "I'm Miranda Lotto. I'm so sorry about the plant! I didn't mean to, honest!"
That was when he noticed that his poor plant, which was kindly given to him by Hughes was looking extremely pitiful and sad where it sat. He gaped at it as he said, "That's okay…I'm Colonel Roy-"
"Mustang. Blah, blah, blah," Edward droned out.
Mustang glared, but kept his temper in check. As he did that, it appeared that Allen and Yu were having issues of their own.
Head to head, stood Allen and Yu. A mysterious purple glow emanated from their forms.
Edward blinked, turning to Lavi. "Um…what's with them?"
"You didn't hear?" Lavi asked as if it was obvious. "Yu called Allen 'beansprout'."
Suddenly, it was Lavi being thrown across the room.
"Do not call me Yu!" growled the one to blame for Lavi's misfortune.
"Someone needs to take a nap!" Allen sang.
"What did you say, beansprout?"
Allen's bright mood disappeared as soon as it had appeared. "My name is not beansprout! It's Allen!"
"Che."
"Really!?" Allen demanded. "You're going to 'che' me?"
"Che."
"Real mature Kanda," Allen said.
"Nrgh…"
At the sound everyone except for Edward, Mustang, and Kanda were cowering behind Mustang's desk. The two Amestrians watched them confusedly from a few moments before the noise was made once more.
"Nrgh…"
Everyone turned their full attention to the source of the sound. In the exact same place where the girl, who is yet to be named, was gracefully sleeping only moments ago was peeking up at Edward and Mustang since they were the closest. Mustang had to wonder how she had slept through all of that shouting. Her tired gaze moved across the room full of confusion until they landed on Kanda.
"Kanda?" her voice was groggy with sleep, but she still managed to sound angry at the same time.
"What?" came the intelligent reply from the long-haired man, known as Kanda.
In an instant the girl in pigtails was standing straight on her feet, glaring up at the other. "Why'd you wake me up?"
"I didn't," Kanda said simply, "beansprout did."
"Oi!" Allen protested loudly, "You helped!"
It looked as if the girl wanted to say something but her gaze fell on Edward and Mustang once more. She smiled sheepishly as she straightened her clothing. Stretching a hand out, she said, "I'm Lenalee Lee."
Edward looked confused. "Wait, Lena Leelee?"
Mustang shook his head. "No, it's Lenalee Leelee."
"lena Leeleelee…?" Edward said doubly confused.
"No! Lenalee Leeleelee!"
Suddenly, the door burst open. Sparked filled the room in an instant and in came the shirtless man whom was known as Alex Louise Armstrong. Flexing his muscles, he explained, "My apologies Colonel, but you're both wrong! The lovely lady said, Lenalee Leeleeleeleelee!"
"Um…" Everyone paused. Even the sparkles fell down. "I'm pretty sure she said Lenalee Lee."
Edward looked over at his armored brother, still confused. "So, Lenalee Leelee?"
Sighing in annoyance, the girl with the confusing name screamed out, "It's LENALEE LEE!"
"Of course it's not," Armstrong said. "I'm positive you said, Lena Leeleeleeleelee-!"
"STOP!"
Everyone, even Kanda jumped at the shout. At the voice the three who knew her, froze. Especially Mustang.
Again, I made this more on the humorous side, so don't take it too seriously. :P
I plan on posting a new chapter at least once a week, if not more since I've got plenty of it already written down.
Review me your thoughts, I'd love to hear them!
