Thy Typical Day
"Samus, please don't get too angry."
The bounty hunter narrowed her eyes. "What now? Applied too much makeup? Got in a fairy fight with Mario?"
"Um…no."
"Then what is it?"
"I kind of updated your room."
"…why?"
The pink princess flinched as if expecting a blow. "You needed a makeover?"
Samus flipped her helmet off and eyed Peach calmly. "What color did you make it?"
"…Pink?"
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Falco stopped mid-punch.
"What was that?"
Link drew his Master Sword.
"I dunno. Think it was Peach again?"
The bird shrugged. "It's certainly possible. Considering her skill in makeovers."
"PEACH! I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN!"
"Oh. That's Samus."
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"I didn't do it!" Peach screamed as she cowered behind a kitchen counter. Samus raised an eyebrow. "You just admitted to it though."
"Alright, I did do it! But that's not what you think!"
The hunter fingered her Paralyzer. "You mean you did not cover my room with wallpaper, put giant teddy bears on my now glittery bed, and equip my cupboard with makeup?"
The toadstool princess chuckled nervously. "Well, I also gave you my design of dresses and skirts…but that's not the point." Samus now had a horrorstruck look glued on her face. "It was to make you happy!"
"Trust me, princess, the only thing that would make me happy right now is someone's head on a stick."
"Let the anger out, Samus. Please."
"Were you out of your mind?"
"I already am. Mwahaha!"
"Excuse me?"
"Sorry, I couldn't resist."
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"!"
"!!"
"!!!"
"God, Snake, stop it!" Sonic stopped, wiping his forehead with the back of his hand. "I'm not going to spar with you if all you do is make pyramids with your stupid little exclamation points!"
Snake stood up, stowing his cardboard box into his back pocket, foling it up into a ridiculous small packet. God knows how he did that.
"Don't diss my box."
"….I didn't. I dissed your exclamation points."
"Well, don't diss those too. I always knew there was something I didn't like about you."
He strode away.
Sonic sweatdropped.
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A random little drabble that I did when I was bored. Do you like it? Is it so horrible it makes your eyes burn? Review!
