Draco Malfoy stepped into the rocketship, barely able to contain his excitement. He was finally going. The land of all magic! The terra firma of tremendousness! The plethora of popularity! The breathtaking, gorgeous, red, desert of Mars. Pigfarts Intergalactic School of Wizardry, to be exact, was where he was headed. It was said to be the most prestigious wizarding school in all the universe. And, of course, Draco always had to have the best. He was at Pigfarts now, and nothing could stop him from rising to the top!
The rocketship ride took only ten minutes, because the people who were controlling the rocketship sped it up with magic. Draco was glad, otherwise he would have been stuck in suspense for days, months, years!
"We're here," said Lucius, his escort.
"Daddyyy! We're finally here at Pigfarts! Oh my gosh! We're finally here!" Draco was squealing and jumping up at down at the sight of the big red planet.
"Hush, Draco," his father said, a little annoyed at his son.
They landed on Mars, right in front of the enormous school shaped like a pig's rear end.
"Oh, it's PERFECT!" cried Draco. "Everybody's going to be totally jealous!"
As the doors of the ship opened, Draco dropped to the ground and rolled out of the rocket onto the grounds of Pigfarts. He liked rolling around like that.
"Cut it out, Draco," his father snapped, usually embarrassed by his son's antics.
"Hi Rumbleroar!" Draco said excitedly. "I'm so excited, I get to come to Pigfarts!"
Rumbleroar nodded. "Welcome," he said.
"Bye Daddy! I'll write you a letter every day!" Draco told his father as Lucius stepped back into the rocketship.
Wow. He was finally here, finally going to Pigfarts, where he would tell everyone about the wonders of the amazing potty!
"Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come!" Draco sang out to the universe as he stepped inside the doors, eagerly awaiting to meet the professors. "Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum!"
~One Day Later~
"What's that?" Narcissa asked Lucius as he ripped open the pink envelope.
"A letter from Draco," he replied.
"What does it say?"
Dear Mommy and Daddy,
I taught everybody I know about the potty! They're all fascinated by my knowledge, and we got Rumbleroar's permission to start a potty club! Aren't you proud of me, Daddy? I knew you would be! I'll write you again tomorrow!
Sincerely the King of the Potty,
Draco
A/N: Thanks for reading! I hope you liked Chapter One!
