I DO NOT OWN SONIC

I DO NOT OWN SNL

No, I do not have a problem.

CUT TO - INT. ROOM

CHEVY CHASE is sitting down and is wearing a tie, hat, and glasses.

CHEVY CHASE:

Hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to. You know, I was wondering, why did Hollywood keep messing up with such horrible peices of fecal matter? Well the answer is simple.

CHEVY stands up, and then trips over a toilet (Don't Ask)

CHEVY CHASE:

LIVE FROM NEW YORK! IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!

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