Guess who's back? I'm sorry for the delayed updates for my other stories that will happen sooner or later coz I had a flu and cold for nearly a week! I felt so weak and awful plus with the pounding headache, runny nose and sore throat..ARGH! Despite being sick, I was still on , reading stories but at least I manged to write my stories bit by bit (while laying down on my bed XD) so I didn't have write it whole in one day and it would lessen my work. And now, despite being on semester break, my parents are asking me to get a part-time job somewhere since 'I've got nothing better to do'. -_- (oh they have no idea) and i don't know how can I update my stories on a job, oh well let's see if fate is kind to me...

But anyways, I've got a new story for ya! Basically this idea kinda popped into my brain after reading some Shizaya and KisekiKuro doujins. It was really cute and sexy! *Q*

This is a Kuroko no Harem-ish fic and also a bit of an AU so lots of yaoi moments coming your way! You have been warned!

Also, I'm re-using my OC's from The Phantom Idol, Kuroko Kazuya and his friends, in this fic! Kazuya is still Kuroko's older brother but he will be 19 instead of 22 and he and the others are not the Wind Riders in this fic and they did not study abroad. In other words, they'll be normal college students and won't exactly play a major role in this fic. Oh and they're still ridiculously handsome ;)

So here ya go minna-san! But unbeta-ed.

Disclaimer: I do not own Kuroko No Basket in any way. Everything belongs to Fujimaki Tadatoshi-sensei. If Kurobas belonged to me, it would be more like Kuroko No Harem with LOTS and LOTS of yaoi ;D


Chapter 1- In the hood


"Ahhh! Where is Kuroko-kun?!"

Aida Riko, the female coach of Seirin High's basketball team, screamed at no one in particular but nonetheless attracted the attention of all the other school teams like Rakuzan, Shuutouku, Touou, Kaijou and Yosen along with their coaches. As for the current situation right now, the six schools are having a practice match with Serin versus Kaijou being the first teams to go against each other.

Seirin were waiting for their missing Phantom Player whom hasn't shown up yet. How are they supposed to start without one of their most important member?They know he isn't here yet, they would've gotten heart attacks by now. But this is very unusual for someone as diligent and hardworking like Kuroko Tetsuya to be late for something, especially since it's important.

The Kiseki no Sedai or the Generation of Miracles, had their ears perked upon hearing the name of their precious former teammate and strode across the gym towards Seirin. "What's wrong Aida-san? What about Tetsuya?"

Riko turned around to find the five prodigies of basketball (sans their Sixth Man), Akashi Seijuurou, Midorima Shintarou, Aomine Daiki, Murasakibara Atsushi and Kise Ryouta, standing behind her. "Ah Akashi-kun, it seems that Kuroko-kun isn't here yet and we've tried calling his phone but it went directly to voice mail."

The other Miracles sported questioning looks. "What? Kurokocchi isn't here yet? That's weird, he's never late for anything. Even during our Teikou days, never once!" Kise asserted defensively for his ex-mentor.

"We know that! Even though it's only been a few months since we've gotten to know Kuroko, we know he's a good guy." Hyuuga Junpei bellowed.

"Maybe he's just sick or something? You know how fragile he is." Midorima offered his opinion while holding on to a doll (presumably his lucky item for today) that bears some resemblance to the missing person of their conversation.

Murasakibara just kept sucking on his lollipop and nodded. "Sjdhum jssf smfssnd sfsf hgkk aasdfgh."

"Huh?" everyone said in unison, minus Akashi who just sighed.

"Atsushi, don't talk with your mouth full."

The purple-haired giant nodded and pulled the candy out of his mouth. "I said, maybe Kuro-chin is sick and is asleep and forgot to call." with that said, he popped the lolly back in his mouth.

"Maybe, but Tetsu isn't that careless as he's not one to make others worry for him." Aomine said in his usual lazy tone but if anyone had listened carefully, there was tinge of worry in his voice.

"But in any case, maybe we should try calling him again." Izuki Shun informed them as he dialed Kuroko's number again but to no avail. "Tch, he's still not answering."

"Say Hyuuga, I've been wondering." Kiyoshi Teppei suddenly spoke up.

The captain of Seirin turned to his teammate in question. "What is it Kiyoshi?"

"Where's Kuroko?" he asked ever so clueless and all he received as an answer was hard smack to the head.

The other teams were also getting curious as to why the Miracles were with Seirin and why the Iron Heart had a large bump on his head. Being the bold one, Kasamatsu Yukio strode up to them. "Oi Kise, why are you guys doing? The match is about to start."

Kise spun around to face his upperclassman's familiar voice and started whining."Ah Kasamatsu-senpai! Seirin just told us that Kurokocchi isn't here yet! I wanted to play against him but I can't do that if he's not here!". As a result for annoying him, Kasamatsu gave Kise a dropkick to the blond's head.

"Shut up you idiot! My ears are bleeding!"

As Murasakibara and Aomine poked the unconscious blond, Hyuuga explained to the Kaijou captain of the situation.

"Oh, that's it. Now I understand why Kise and the rest of the Miracles are so worked up."

"Yeah, everyone knows how the Miracles can be when it concerns their beloved Phantom Sixth man." Koganei Shinji shook his head while his face wore his usual cat-like smile. Mitobe Rinnosuke nodded silently.

Then, each of the Miracles respective partners or teammates came up to them. From Shuutoku, Takao Kazunari. From Yosen, Himuro Tatsuya. From Rakuzan, Mibuchi Reo and finally from Touou, Imayoshi Shoichi.

"Oi,oi what's going on here? What is this about Kuroko who's gone AWOL?" the intimidating captain of Touou High's basketball team asked with an ever present smile on his face.

"Eh?! That cute little Phantom player is missing? What if he was kidnapped?!" Mibuchi over-exaggerated as he earned a glare from his smaller captain.

Himuro shook his head. "Taiga, have guys tried calling Kuroko-kun's house instead of his phone?"

"Yeah we did Tatsuya but there was no answer either. Kuroko did say that his parents often go to work early and he told me a few days back that his grandmother is staying with some relatives right now while Kazuya-san's probably in college right now."

"Eh? Kuroko's missing? Are you sure?" Takao asked as he scanned the large gym with his special ability, the Hawk Eye, one of the very few abilities that could stop Kuroko's specialty, Misdirection. "Oh, he really isn't here. If he was I could've spotted him by now."

"Are you an idiot Takao? If Kuroko was here, he would've said so."

"But I am right here."

And for who knows how many times in his life that he has given everyone around him frights every time he makes his presence known, all the teens jumped a foot in the air and screamed or shrieked except for a certain redheaded Emperor who only flinched. But not even Akashi with his Emperor Eye, Izuki with his Eagle Eye nor Takao with his Hawk Eye could've seen him coming.

"Kuroko/Kuroko-kun/Tetsu/Kurokocchi/Kuro-chin/Tetsuya!". Everyone was ready to throttle the said teen but were rooted in their tracks when they saw the bluenette boy in a large white hoodie with the hood covering most of his hair and that it reached mid-thigh while he still wore Seirin's jersey shorts.

"U-um, Kuroko? What's with the hoodie? And why is the size two times larger?" Kagami pointed out the obvious and he was blushing as well. Though it seems he wasn't the only one. The other boys also had similar looks and Riko flushed a bit. Mibuchi has hearts coming out of his eyes and Imayoshi whistled. It looks like a 'kare shatsu' (boyfriend shirt) and it look erotic...what what?!

"Judging by the size, is it Kazuya-san's?" Akashi was definitely enjoying the view in front of him.

"Um, yes it is Onii-san's. I have terrible tolerance against the cold so I borrowed one of Onii-san's hooded jackets." was Kuroko's usual and straightforward way of giving an answer.

"In any case, Kuroko-kun..." . Everyone froze in fear (and again sans Akashi) when Riko emanated a dark and furious aura around her and in her right hand, a Japanese paper fan called the harisen was ready to smack someone. "...why are you late?" even her voice seemed to sound demonic.

'S-s-scary...!' Kise screamed in his mind.

'Good luck Kuroko/Kuroko-kun.' Everyone started praying for the poor bluenette's soul but the Miracles looked as if they were ready to pounce on something.

"W-wait coach I can expl-" Kuroko didn't get to finish his sentence when Murasakibara pulled him to his large body and embraces the boy protectively.

All eyes turned to the Miracles as they gathered around their Shadow in protective support. "Aida-san, we will not tolerate anyone hurting or laying their hands on Tetsuya. Only we can touch him, is that clear?" Akashi was smiling but not a very warm one that's for sure causing Seirin and their own respective teammates to shudder in terror. Even Riko had to surrender as she was also scared of the even more terrifying teen.

"A lady shouldn't act like that you know, Aida-san." Kise stated, making Riko pop a vein.

"And you're not even a B-cup." Aomine's insult really lit the flame in Riko while everyone else took a few steps back.

"Fine, I'll let you off this time Kuroko-kun.", as she lowered her fan but instead took her anger out on poor Kagami and Aomine as well.

Ignoring the blue panther and redhead tiger's screams of pain, Takao just shook his head. "Welp, that's the Generation of Miracles for ya..."

Himuro could only smile in amusement at the antics of the Miracles towards their teammate but at the same time smile exasperatedly at his younger brother who was getting pummeled by his coach for no apparent reason. "Yes, they are overprotective of Kuroko-kun as usual."

"Even that selfish idiot Aomine only acts like that towards Kuroko." Imayoshi smirked.

"If only Sei-chan could act like that to me and the rest Rakuzan..." Mibuchi sighed.

After she was done with the two Aces, Riko finally decided to get serious. "Alright Kuroko-kun take off your hoodie and get changed! The match is about to start."

Kuroko discreetly flinched but it didn't went unnoticed by the Miracles who raised their eyebrows in suspicion, except for Aomine who was still out cold until Momoi Satsuki went to wake him up.

"U-um, about that coach...I can't really play today."

"EH?!" that was a real shocker to both Seirin and the Miracles. And the Miracles also took note that Kuroko stuttered, something that he rarely does unless a situation made him to do so.

"What do you mean, Kurokocchi?! I wanted to play against you today!" Kise whined while clinging to his mentor's arm.

"Yeah Tetsu! It's no fun if you don't play!" Aomine backed-up Kise's words.

"What do you mean you can't really play today?! Are you sick or something 'cause you look perfectly fine to me." Kagami scolded his Shadow.

Kuroko's face remained impassive but his eyes showed great distress. "I apologize coach, Kagami-kun but I have a very good reason as to why I cannot participate in today's practice match, even though I am more than excited to play. But please not today." The tone of Kuroko's usually monotonous voice was laced with uneasiness and fear, shocking everyone further. They also took noticed that Kuroko was gripping his hood with both hands as if he must in order to survive.

Akashi knew how reserved Kuroko was but he hates it if he was keeping secrets from him like this. So he decided to take action. His way of course. "Atsushi, restrain Tetsuya."

"Eh?", both boys said but Murasakibara immediately grab hold of both of Kuroko's thin wrist and held them high above his head. Everyone's eyes, including the rest of the other teams, were glued at the scene happening in front of them. Some were wondering why the mighty Center of Yosen was restricting a small white hooded figure, whom they know is the Phantom Player of Seirin.

"M-murasakibara-kun, please let me go!" the bluenette struggled against the much larger teen but to no avail. When it comes to strength, Murasakibara definitely wins in that department.

Aomine stepped closer to the struggling boy who looked up with slight despair evident on his pale face. "Let me Tetsu." as the tanned teen's hands got closer to his hood with Kise being an evil magistrate in the background.

"Akashi! What do you think you're doing?!" Midorima was quite alarmed at his former teammates' actions but Akashi just smirked at the green head.

"Oi! Let Kuroko go! What do you think you're doing you brats?!" Hyuuga screamed to which he was promptly ignored.

"Kuroko-" Kagami's sentence was left hanging as Aomine pulled Kuroko's hood down and what everyone is seeing left them all frozen in absolute shock.

On Kuroko's soft sky-blue hair were a pair of fluffy CAT EARS of the same colour as his hair.


HAHAHAHAHAH! I think I just killed myself with this one! So what do you think?

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See you next chapter!