A/N: There's a very clever error in this story, 'clever' being a term used loosely. See if you can find it.
5 Things the Doctor Has Learned Today
1. Never, ever mention Rose's fingernails, unless you want to be stabbed to death with those talons.
2. Never, ever criticize Rose's ability to run, or risk being bopped on the head with a pillow. Multiple times, in a forceful manner.
3. Never let Rose near a stove. Or a toaster. Or a microwave. Ever, ever , ever, even if all your limbs have been chopped off and Rose is the last mobile 'cook' on the planet.
5. Never pace on end and drive your companion insane unless you want it to end with a snog with Rose. That is, try to pace more often.
