Disclaimer: Has Sonny and Chad kissed on SWAC yet? Cuz if they did, that would mean I own Sonny With A Chance… But sadly, no. Moving on….
Tawnitown….
The place everyone wants to go to… Don't they?
Here, you always love yourself too much.
In Tawnitown, you get to wake up to the exhilarating *cough* agonizing * cough* sound of Tawni Hart singing the town's great anthem, Circus, originally by Brittany Spears. But here? We get shunned into the no hair product room if heard saying such things….
The streets are lined with stars sparkling with pictures of Tawni and So Random!. All the stores are filled with whatever Tawni desires. Mostly clothes, mirrors, Coco Moco Coco lipstick, and steak. Lots and lots of steak… Lunchboxes with Tawni's faces, Clothes saying "Team Tawni", pirate outfits, and Ban Sharona Paddleball…. sticks. Or whatever you call them.
Here, the Mackenzie Fall kids are Number Two. "Most people would say, Hm... What happened to Mackenzie Falls? But, in Tawnitown, they're always number 2, while So Random is always on top. Thank you tweens for the Tweeny Choice Award!" Yeah, who's laughing now Cooper?
People party all the time. Always enjoying the sweetness of tween clubs located on nearly every single corner of the town, conveniently next to a Starbucks. The Basement is the biggest and extravagant one, and no one looks stupid while taking pictures in there because it's an actual place. Not a skit set for So Random!. Now, why would you think that?
In Tawnitown, no one cares about James Conroy. We all laugh in his face, even if he looks cute when ducking and rolling across the floor. We stomp on his bouquets of flowers, delete his text messages, and ignore his constant five minute calls, which are always on time. We don't give into to his charm. Never giving into his "always want what you can't have" attitude. Breaking out and polyester pants are not in the future for Tawni and her best friend… Tawni.
Now, don't you wanna move here? It's a great dream, and a heck of a town.
Much better then Nico's carnival, Grady's puppet show, or Sonny's "Night in the Clouds"…
Well, maybe the last one was good, since I was voted Prom Queen. No one shall steal my crown. NO ONE!!....
Here, we always care about ourselves too much.
So, wanna come?
Tawni: I'm in, and I'm pretty!
AN: I don't know why I wrote this. Damn the entrancing way of Disney. It's mostly me rambling on about things about Tawni. I saw a promo for SWAC and it was talking about Tawnitown and I found it to be extremely funny. Especially that last line.
I'm surprised no one has written any Tawnitown stories yet. Well, there is one, but I was thinking of one more along the lines of humor.
Wanna come stay in Tawnitown?
I'm in, and I'm pretty!
It's much funnier on tv. If anyone can find that promo and put it on youtube or something, please pm me, and send me the link.
Now, see that little purple button? Click on it, and you'll be living in Tawnitown. ;D
