Firestar climbed-err staggered on top of the Highrock. He had just finished drinking his 5th bottle of beer so he was completely drunk.

"All *burp* cats gather…. around this stupid tree for another meeting about my beard!"

WARNING! The next part is going to be censored cause kids might read this: 3 MEW!)

"And stop spinning around my FUZZY head u FUZZY STARCLAN FUZZIES!!U R STARTING TO FUZZY ME OFF!!!!FUZZY FUZZY FUZZY!!!!!" Firestar screamed while Millie covered her kits ears and took them in the nursery.

"Okay now I'm ready for the coconut to begin…BRAMBLECLAW STOP FLIPPING THROUGH UR TIGERBEAT MAGIZENE!!" Firestar yowled and Brambleclaw closed his Tigerbeat magazine while Graystripe chuckled.

"EWWW!! BRAMBLECLAW GOT IN TROUBBBLLLLEE!" Graystripe laughed and Firestar scowled.

"OKAY THAT'S IT! 1. NO CANDY FOR U GRAYSTRIPE FOR BEING MEAN!" Firestar meowed and Graystripe had a sad attack and rolled on the ground crying his eyes out.

"AND I QUIT!!!" Firestar yowled and everyone gasped except for Leafpool who just screamed "IT ISH A SIGN FOR STARCLAN!!!THE MARSHMALLOWS ARE GOING TO KILLS USSHHHH ALLLL!!!!!" She screamed.

"I SHALL BE KNOWN AS IAMTOOCOOLFORURFUZZYTHUNDERCLAN!!! BUMBLEKIT IS THE NEW CLAN LEADER AND Ashstar Leader of Darkclan IS DEPUTY!!"

"WOOT WOOT!!!!" I screamed in the crowd and Brambleclaw wailed "BUTTTT U SAID LIKE I WAS LIKE THE NEW CLAN LEADER!!"

"TOO BAD U R BANN FROM THUNDERCLAN!" Iishtoocoolforfuzzythunderclan screamed and ran out of the clearing dragging a crying Brambleclaw b the scruff when they were out of earshot the laughed hard.

"Nice work Brambleclaw! Let's see how our clan goes with a kit as leader and a dumb writer as deputy!" Firestar laughed but then a brick fell on his head.

"HEY ASHSTAR WHY DID U DO THAT!? Wait, Ashey? Ashey, why are you looking at me like that..Wait where did that chainsaw come from? Ashey??…Wait…STOP! Why are you coming at me like tha- AHHHHH!!!!!!" Brambleclaw screeched

ZEE END FOR CHAPTER 1!!!