Read and beware, fellow reader. For it may be the end…of your sanity.

"Tofu makes us scream," she said

"But candy makes you unfit for any team." She plead.

The walking chickens andjumping cheese is bad enough,

But now you're talking to me!

So now I'm staring at you, little candy bar.

Stop watching me! I'm still free!

Stop taunting me with your ooey-gooey goodness, your evil tastyness!

Your calling to me at night, daring to stop my pilight.

Stop it, I say! It's so bad, I'm starting to pray.

"Stop the evil candy bar! It's stalking my dreams!"

"Their full of tasty treats, chocolate, chips and creams!"

Even meat looks good now, my hunger is starting to grow.

Evil little candy bar, I know your secret.

You need host, though you wouldn't boast of it.

To conquer the world, you need me!

The others may look away and laugh,

But you want me to quaff so you can rule!

Evil little candy bar, you won't win!

Yes, you won't!

Evil little candy bar, malicious cream puff and demon soda of doom! Stop that grin!

Loudly do I cry it!

I deny you one and all, for I am on a diet!