Author's Notes: Written last fall. All I have to say is...just...shoot me now. This was a terribly obnoxious thing to write. (though i did get a pretty big kick out of it XD) Well, you might enjoy, you might just kind of go "wtf. this chick is slightly interesting.". Anyway. Disclaimer.
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"So…you're completely gay?"
"Yep."
"Not attracted to women at all?"
"Nope."
Kairi frowned, a pensive expression on her face. "Wow. …Really? I would have expected you to at least be bi."
Axel shrugged, keeping his tone believable. "Well, I thought I was for a while. But, I'm not. Just gay."
Kairi flicked her eyes up at him. "Sooo…" she drawled, bending forward a little. "This doesn't bother you at all?" She smooshed her arms together, allowing a crevice to appear in the neckline of the lacy camisole.
Axel swallowed, struggling to keep his voice level. "Nope. Not at all."
Kairi grinned. "Cool, gay friend!" She crawled onto his lap, intertwining their ankles and settling into him.
A devious smile crept across Axel's face as he wrapped his arms around her. Being a good liar could really pay off. He could still see down her shirt. And damn, was it good to be bi.
