RED VS. BLUE- Labor Day PSA

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Sarge: I'm Sarge, from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue.

Grif: And I'm Private Grif from the same show. Today is Labor Day, my personal favorite holiday.

Sarge: And it's mine too, because it means I get to make Grif do more ridiculous work, such as making him and Donut use socks and bars of soap on the Blues!

Grif: That's not the point of Labor Day!

Sarge: You're right, Grif. The point of Labor Day is that I get to send you to disarm a landmine by jumping up and down on it! Heh-heh!

Grif: Sarge, you're hijacking a holiday!

Sarge: Don't be ridiculous, Grif! Everyone knows that Labor Day involves making you do stupid and ridiculous tasks.

Caboose: Hello.

Sarge: Grif, shoot that rascally Blue!

Grif: It's Labor Day, so I'm out.

GRIF RUNS OFF.

Sarge: Grif, get back here!

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