A/N: Hi everyone, Oceantale here! This is my first parody... Actually my first fanfic... and I'd like to apologize, it's not the best. The prologue isn't too great, but it should get better as it goes along.
Oceantale sat lazily on her fluffy pink pillow in the clouds and looked down at the clans.
In ThunderClan, a group of cats where sitting around the fresh kill pile, discussing the patrols for that day. How boring. Always patrol this, patrol that. Hunt this, kill that. Fight ShadowClan, Defend WindClan. If only there was a way to make the clans more interesting.
As Oceantale pondered, a white apprentice padded up behind her and tapped her with a paw.
"GREAT STARCLAN, WHO'S THERE? WHO ARE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? HOW DID YOU GET UP HERE?"
The apprentice stared at her. "I'm Whitepaw, remember? Your daughter? Anyway, what are YOU doing?"
Oceantale stared at her for a moment. "I'm trying to make the clans more interesting."
"Why don't you brainwash Firestar?"
Though Whitepaw had stated it so simply, Oceantale thought it was the best idea she'd ever heard.
"You're a genius!" she yowled.
Quickly, she used her powers to make Firestar fall asleep in the middle of camp, before entering his dreams.
Firestar looked up at her and yowled. "WHERE AM I? AM I IN STARCLAN? I'M NOT DEAD AM I? I'M TOO PERFECT TO DIE…"
"You are not dead, Firestar. Look deep into my eyes…"
Let the randomness begin!
