Ok this is the first or many shorst with political humor. So like SNL am using current events for my own entertainment

* I do not own Hetalia or the universe that they live in *any original characters are mine though

Northern

To most the world Alfred F Jones aka the good old USA is an easy going guy. So he leads them to believe. In truth as the embodiment of the world superpower and the most powerful person on earth's Free time is something he did for show not something he actually had. And he just finished is busiest time of year, the presidential election.

Normally things run smoothly. Sure they could be some hiccup, like Florida's Hanging Chad episode, but for the most part smoothly. That is till this year, which has lead him to his brother's door.

Taking a gales worth of breath he rings the door bell after the first 4 cords of "Oh Canada" a longer haired version of himself stared back from the now open door.

"Hey Al what are you doing here? Don't you have a new boss to meet?"

"Saw the election results huh?"

"Little hard to miss Bro. The star of The Apprentice really interesting choice there."

At this point he could clearly see that Matthew Williams, embodiment of the True North was trying not to laugh at him. At him the United States of America and Al knew Matt would not be the last.

"Yeah well we are looking into that not real sure that the commie bastard didn't mess with my election"

"Sure he did Al. Are you not sure your people just didn't think they where voting for the next judge for American Idol?"

This caused Alfred to stop for a minute that would make more since. Then he remembered the turn out numbers and knew his people would have at least twice as many votes if that was the case. No he had to admit it was a presidential election however his brother was not getting the last laugh.

"Well wrong election or not a lot of those people will not be my problem soon."

"What do you mean?"

"Didn't you hear Mattie a lot of people are planning a mass migration north. And since we have open boarders they will be your problem"

"They? Wait what?"

"Yeah I thought I would let you know so you can prepare for all your new patients in your healthcare system. "

America turned to leave till he remembered one more little thing...

"Oh and I also heard Bieber is headed home so bye"

With that Alfred jogged back to his car and heard a normal person's voice (or a Canadian yell)

"Damn you Alfred F Jones I'm taking my hockey stick with me to the next meeting eh"

Oh well better a Canadian hockey stick then his new boss at least some of his people would be spared.