20 things
Hello, it's me again. Chibi Undertaker. This is just something I came up with. So please bear with me.
20 things you shouldn't do if you don't wish to be harmed
Call Eliot a rabbit every time you see him
(Cause he's actually a hare)
Have a sleep over party with the amusement park at the hatter mansion
(Probably everyone will be unhappy 'cept Boris)
Get lost with Ace
(At night)
(Where no one can find you)
Be alone with the Jokers
(Far away from civilization)
(Where no one can hear you cry)
Say everyone likes you and doesn't like Alice anymore don't be alone with an Alice in BAD mode
(Where no one can hear you scream for mercy)
Try to hook Blood up with Gowland
(Just because his name is a girl's name doesn't mean he is suppose to fall in love with guys cause that is just gross)
(Maybe)
(I think)
(Fine, just forget what I said)
Diss Gray's cooking
(Just because he's babysitting Nightmare doesn't mean he can't harm you because he's still an ex-assassin)
Break the clocks Julius fixes
(I got temporary Wonderland jail)
Stuff Pierce's pockets with cat nip then put him in the same room as a hungry Boris holding a knife and fork
(I am not going to comment on this)
(Probably because I just kinda participated in murder)
(And might kill off part of the fangirl population)
(And fanboy)
(And fanit)
Try to make the Jokers crossdress
(I tried and nearly got killed)
(They look adorable in pink though)
Harm Alice in anyway (neither mental or physical)
(I told her she was bloody annoying so she started crying)
(Geez, they're spoiling her)
Call Gowland Mary
(Not only will you be harmed but also Blood for starting it and Boris for telling you)
(If Boris gets hurt, I will go to your house the next day holding a chainsaw)
(If Blood gets hurt I might go to your house the next day holding his cane)
The unlucky number that I should not write anything
Give away the Queen's secret about the toys in her secret room
(You might get beheaded)
Slap Alice in front of Peter
(His clock/gun thingy will pop out)
(Literally)
Stand next to Gowland when he plays his violin
(I was temporary deaf)
(I went to the lawyers and they officially declared his violin playing as a torture act and may be a crime)
Put the words Gowland, Mary and Mary-Go-Round in one sentence
(Remind you of someone?)
(Blood…will shed)
Go into the Circus when a show is going on then mess the show up
(You're gonna die)
Kick Nightmare in the stomach after he ate
(Blood will come out and Gray)
Invite Julius to a day at the Amusement Park
(Invite means force)
I know this is a list but I'm going to turn it into a story later. The next chapter is a story on what might happen if I called Eliot a rabbit every time I see him.
