Welcome everyone to The Seraph Twilight Show. Today we discuss villains and why they do what they do. Our first guest today is Itachi Uchiha from the world of ninja's. Welcome to the show Itachi. So tell me why you slaughtered your clan.

They were planning on eating my pocky. The only one who is allowed to eat pocky is me hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

So you killed everyone because they where going to eat pocky?

Yes so what all the pocky in the world is mine ALL WHORSHIP THE POCKY GODS.

Itachi if you continue screaming I am afraid I'll have our next guest write your name down.

WHY SHOULD I. I AM AN S CLASS MISSING NIN NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME!

For the simple reason that the next guest is Light Yagami the wielders of a death note A.K.A. Kira.

Why should that matter?

Anyone's name written in a death note dies no matter what.

Okay I'll behave. Whimper

We will be right back after these messages.

Do you need someone dead? How about something stolen? How about any jobs necessary done without being seen? Then hire a ninja. For the best possible, stop by your closest ninja village in grass, rice, fire, lightning, rock, water, wind, metal, waterfall, whirlpool, or ice(now spring ) countries.

For all you who worship pocky, you have an addiction. The first step to recovery is to admit you have an addiction. We can help you on your way we at the P. A. just stop by your local shine or place of worship in any town.