Disclaimer: Not mine. Except plot.

Authors Note: Special thanks to Diggs (griff-girl) who was the inspiration for Sirius.

"I'm telling you, Hogwarts is one of the weirdest names ever if you really think about it," Sirius said.

He, James, and Remus were stomping outside in the snow. Christmas was approaching and Remus was going to go to his parents' place for the holidays, Peter had left to France with his mother, James was going to Spain with Lily for her sister's wedding, and Sirius was staying at school. Today was the last day the three boys had together.

"How so?" Remus asked Sirius.

"Well, mate, it basically means 'pig zits'!"

James laughed.

"That was utterly random, Padfoot," Remus said shaking his head, "This is why we worry about you."

"You have a dark, twisted mind," James said laughing at Sirius.

"I take pride in my mind, thank you very much."

"Wait, sorry," Remus said, "Did you just refer to yourself as having a mind?"

Sirius lunged forwards as to attack Remus, but Remus ran off. Sirius chased after him with James in pursuit.

"Come back here, you twat!!" Sirius shouted. Remus kept running. They went like this for about 10 minutes.

"Slow down, you two!!" James panted, stumbling in the snow.

Then something cold and wet hit Remus on the back of his head. He reached his hand to his head and wiped off snow. Sirius and James were laughing hysterically.

"Good one, mate!" James said to Sirius. Sirius took a bow as Remus walked closer to them.

"Look out! Moony's on the loose!" Sirius squealed as Remus packed a snowball. He threw it and it flew towards Sirius, who ducked, and smack James on his face.

"MOONY!!" James shouted.

Before Sirius could start laughing, James threw a snowball at his head. Sirius, surprised by the shock of the snowball, fell over. Remus laughed so hard he had to clutch his stomach. Thus, the snowball war was launched.

After a long time of flying snow and laughing, the boys lay on the ground, covered in snow. James wiped of his wet glasses.

"You prats got my glasses all wet!" James whined.

"Poor baby," Sirius pretended to whimper, "Wittle baby Prongsie has wet gwasses!"

This earned Sirius another large chunk of snow thrown at his face.

"I can't believe you blokes are all leaving me," Sirius said shaking the snow off.

"Well, when Evans asked me to come with her, I really couldn't say no, and you know that. I don't see Moony's excuse, though," James said.

"They're my parents you morons. I can't just say I'm not coming home for the holidays because Sirius is going to be lonely!"

"Well I for one would tell my parents I wasn't coming if it meant leaving one of you blokes alone in this godforsaken castle. I'm going to be alone on the happiest seasons of the year!!"

"Well of course you can say no to your parents. You ran away from home 5th year! I know because you live with me now!" James said, "Besides, you hate your parents!"

"Touché, mate."

There was a brief silence and it began to snow lightly again.

"I better go pack," Remus said quietly.

"Me too."

"Race you back?" Sirius said hopefully.

"You're on," James said.

"It's quite unfair, actually, you know I'm not a good runner," Remus said as they got up. The boys just laughed and shrugged. Remus sighed in defeat and got up.

"C'mon, Moony! Use those furry feet!" James said the boys as they got ready to run.

"First one back to Pigzits is the winner!!"

Author's note: Kind of random, but it randomly came to me that Hogwarts can also be Pigzits. I just thought I'd share that piece of information.