A/N: I don't own Sailor Moon. Or Bernstein's West Side Story.
Enjoy the crack. XD
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Prince Darien:
I am the knight in shining armor, the brave masked marauder…
…And I want to become a princess.
I think it's sexist that only girls can become princesses. Aren't we past that whole sexism thing? Why can't a guy be a princess? Why?
Girls have it so easy. Guys have to be all tough and have no fun. I wouldn't mind a nice castle by the magical forest with happy bunnies and butterflies! What's wrong with that? Oh, and nice, pretty fountains too. Lots of pretty fountains. Oh, and rose gardens. Red rose gardens.
I would love to be looked upon like I was the most gorgeous princess there ever was. Royalty always looks good. I think I could pull off a dress…Serena does all the time, why can't I?
I'm always defending Serena and the girls, but why can't I be the damsel for a change? Is that too much to ask? Can't someone sweep me off my feet and carry me off on their white horse? Where's my knight in shining armor? Serena, you held a sword to battle Galaxia, why not to fight for me? Am I not good enough? *Sniff *
Honestly, girls get all the attention. Princes have to learn to fight and stuff, but I would gladly trade my sword for a pair of slippers and a tiara. I could wear dresses with lace and ruffles, and be the most beautiful guy princess there were was.
I would feel…
Pretty, oh so pretty.
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight!
I feel charming,
Oh so charming;
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I can hardly believe I am real.
See that princess (me!) in the mirror there—
Who could she be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
I would feel stunning,
And entrancing,
I'd feel like running and dancing for joy!
For, I am loved
By every girl & boy.
I feel pretty,
Oh so pretty
That the kingdom should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me!
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny!
I feel…
"Darien? What are you doing in my wedding gown?"
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Don't take this too seriously. I just wanted a funny story for a change.
I did change up a few of the lyrics too, to make it relevant.
And I could not keep a straight face the ENTIRE time I was writing this. XD
By the way, this is spin-off from my other fan fic, If I Were a Princess... That one's a bit more serious than this. But if you were wondering where I got this idea from, that would be the place to go.
