Not Quite the Ying-Yang

Lady Nefertiti

Summary: The average harmonious couple? Not even…..Sess X Kag


Chapter 1: The hell its to be called harmonious

-Inuyasha's forest- (confrontation near the bone-eaters well)

Things weren't supposed to end up this way but habits are hard to break, as everyone knows. Or perhaps it was the impulsive behavior of the hanyou who would never learn that you don't just go off and pick fights with your big brother or you'll end up DEAD! Or maybe it was the arrogant demeanor of the elder demon brother who never backed down from a fight, teasing? taunting? Maybe not. Testing out his power that he was better than the hanyou, perhaps. And of course a Miko who would never learn that you don't always butt into quarrels with angry demons, you might end up dead yourself.

Then there were those sitting in the sidelines, watching the show? No. They were being smart and dared not intervene even though a Monk was holding onto an angry Taijiya who wanted to jump in, all the while a kit was contemplating his position. Yes things were not going well…And how do you ask this whole thing started? Could it be honor tarnished? A dare? Inu-Taisho's prized sword? Quite amusingly it wasn't any one of those…..

"Die." Sesshomaru said softly to Inuyasha, about to raise his poison whip.

"NO YOU DIE!" Kagome yelled at Sesshomaru pointing her finger, reprimanding him like he was a bad boy who just stole a cookie or said a bad word.

"Did you just tell him to die Kagome?" Inuyasha said eyes wide, stopping mid-strike (in the air) and gaped at her.

"Hmm…I believe she did." Miroku said coolly. He knew Sesshomaru wasn't going to kill Kagome, although he was tried twice in the past. He was too big a man or demon to harm her 'ever since our two groups made a pact/peace treaty in the past that we wouldn't fight unless it was with Naraku.' Miroku mused sitting in the shade of a tree with his beloved Sango.

"Umm..Kagome is it perhaps your time of the month? Whatever that is?" Inuyasha said timidly. No use getting on her bad side, she still refused to remove the blasted necklace off of him! And she and Kikyo were okay with each other now too! Women sometimes!

Kagome turned around and said, "No Inuyasha it is not my time."

"What is this 'your-time-of-the-month' Kagome-mama?" Shippo asked her cutely.

"INUYASHA! YOU'RE A BAD INFLUENCE TO EVERYONE!" Kagome said raising her fist to him. Inuyasha flattened his ears. Okay so maybe he had over-reacted a bit…..hey it WAS what he heard after all! He was trying to protect Kagome from his high and mighty brother who's flirting with his Kagome and here she gets all mad! But who in the world would believe that Sesshomaru was a flirt? Inuyasha, sometimes you really never learn.

"Sesshomaru here was NOT asking me to mate him you BAKA!!He was asking me something else and you have to go all and jump to hanyou-like conclusions!" Kagome said pointing at him. Inuyasha cringed.

"So you're saying that I'm worthy of mating you?" Sesshomaru asked her calmly putting away that poison whip of his.

"You don't want to mate her!" Inuyasha said angrily. This was not going well!

"I think that's a fabulous idea. What do you think Sango my dear?" Miroku said.

"When did I say I wanted to mate you in the first place?! You're just putting words in my mouth!" Kagome said, gritting her teeth.

"I think that's Kagome's decision." Sango said. Interesting. Inuyasha was jealous and he was mated after all…he had no right to be jealous. Oh how she remembered the day when Inuyasha came hand-in-hand with Kikyo into the camp saying that his mate would be joining their group. No one payed attention to Inuyasha but stared at Kagome who had gone silent. She was so relieved that Kagome hadn't made a scene, gone home crying or gone and had 'fun' with the next demon she saw. Sango leaned back as she looked at Sesshomaru. His presence in this group had somehow changed Kagome and it was for the better, she hoped. Kagome held herself up a bit differently. Sesshomaru happened to be good influence, oddly.

"This is your fault!" Kagome said pointing back at Sesshomaru who just raised an eyebrow at her.

"Indeed?" he said.

"Why would you of all people tell me something like that and then act all innocent?!" Kagome said.

"Ah-ha! I knew he said something bad to you Kagome!" Inuyasha said. Miroku perked up at this. He so wanted to know what it was! He could add it to his 'To do' list. Hentai….the lovable fool that he was earned a smack by his Sango.

"This Sesshomaru joined your group…" he started but got cut off.

"To mate Kagome!" Inuyasha yelled.

"Inuyasha…" Kagome said, about to sit him.

"Inuyasha maybe you should hear him out instead of trying to jump to conclusions." Sango said.

"So do I call you papa now Sesshomaru-sama?" Shippo asked him.

'….'

"I don't want to mate you!" Kagome said crossing her arms.

Okay then….but when did he ask her?

"Very well, it's not this Sesshomaru likes you." He said.

"So you're calling me ugly and unlikable?!" Kagome said stalking over to him.

"woman, this Sesshomaru wants you to…." But he was cut off.

"I don't want you!" Kagome said.

"The only reason I let you join this group was…." Kagome started.

"Good god! I give up! The both of you argue like an old married couple." Inuyasha said raising his hands in the air but he was being ignored by Sesshomaru and Kagome.


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