It was July 3rd, 2015. Mario and Luigi sat in there living room.
"The 4th of July is tomorrow" Mario said.
"Daisy said that we were invited to the fire work show" Luigi said as he just got off the phone with Daisy.
"Luigi! Thats great!" Mario said.
"I don't think you know the worst part" Luigi said.
"What?" Mario asked, sounding disappointed.
"Waluigi is invited" Luigi said.
"What?! Why would she do something like that?!" Mario asked.
"She said we need to get along" Luigi said.
"Luigi?" Mario said.
"Yes?" Luigi answered.
"Waluigi is gay. So is Wario. Does Daisy know Waluigi is all over you and Wario is all over me?" Mario asked.
"NO, I guess she didn't. She would always keep me and my butthole safe" Luigi said.
"Yeah. What did Peach say?" Mario asked.
"She didn't want to invite them but Daisy insisted" Luigi said.
"I guess we'll just try to be friends then" Luigi said.
"Yeah I guess" Mario said.
*Luigi's phone rings*
"Hello?" Luigi said.
"Yeah hi Luigi" Daisy said.
"Oh hi Daisy" Luigi said.
"Hey listen. Do you wanna play tennis with me, you, Mario, Waluigi, Wario, and Peach?" Daisy said.
"Waluigi is gay" Luigi said.
"I know. I made him straight" Daisy said.
"Luigi, I'm sorry I was gay and all over you. Me and Wario are now straight. We were always straight it was just a joke" Waluigi said.
"Ok. We'll be there in 10 minutes" Luigi said.
"Thanks Luigi!" Daisy said.
*They both hung up*
"Where do we have to be in 10 minutes?" Mario asked.
"Umm to play tennis with everyone" Luigi said.
"Ok. Letsa go!" Mario said.
*They left and then went to the tennis court where everyone was waiting*
"Hey guys! I didn't think you would come!" Daisy said running up to them. "Why wouldn't we?" Luigi asked.
"Hey swee- I mean hey boys!" Waluigi says, running up to them.
"Him" Daisy said.
"I would come to whatever you have planned, Daisy" Luigi said.
"Come on guys lets play tennis" Waluigi said.
*They walked over to the tennis court*
"Waluigi, Luigi and me will be on a team! Mario, Peach, and Wario" Daisy said.
"Alright! Let's get this game started!" Luigi said.
*In the middle of the game before break*
"GET THE MOTHER FRICKEN BALL DAISY!" Luigi screamed.
*Daisy gets the ball*
"Yeah!" Luigi screams.
*Waluigi runs into Luigi*
"Dude get out of me" Luigi said.
*Waluigi falls on top Luigi*
"Oh, my would you look at that! I fell on you!" Waluigi said.
"Get off me" Luigi said.
"Alright I'm doing it" Waluigi whispered in Luigi's ear.
*Waluigi gives Luigi a quick kiss on the cheek as he gets up*
"Waluigi didn't change! He just kissed me!" Luigi screamed.
"What!? Waluigi did you kiss him? W-Waluigi? Where is he?" Daisy asked.
*She turned around and saw him making out with the net*
"What in Buddahs name are you doing?" Daisy asked.
"Making out with the net" Waluigi said.
"Ok" Daisy said.
*She turned back around to Luigi*
"Lets just get on with our game" Luigi said.
*They start the game back up*
"Luigi shake that butt!" Waluigi yells.
"WHAT?" Luigi says as he turns around gets hit on the side of his face with the ball.
"Sorry Luigi!" Waluigi said.
"DAISY!" Luigi screamed.
"LUIGI!" Daisy screamed as she ran over to Luigi.
"I got hit in the face with the tennis ball" Luigi said.
"HOW?" Daisy said.
"Waluigi was yelling shake that butt Luigi and I turned around and I wasn't looking and I got hit in the face with the ball" Luigi explained.
"WALUIGI!" Daisy said marching up to Waluigi.
"Yes?" Waluigi replies.
"Did you tell Luigi to shake his butt more and then he looked over and got hit in the face with a ball?!" Daisy asked.
"Yeah I did I'm sorry but I'm still gay" Waluigi said.
"You promised you weren't!" Daisy said.
"I'm gay and I know it" Waluigi said.
TO BE CONTINUED