Bleach On Air Chapter 1:
Author: I do not in any way on Bleach or any of the characters within Bleach if i did i would be filthy blooming rich.
Also I dedicate this first story to my best friend and boyfriend xoxoxo
Enjoy(violent, romance and perviness may appear in this story u have been warned)
Me: And Welcome To Bleach On Air This Is Your Host Rechiru!!
*people in the crowd cheer or do they? Dun Dun Dun*
Me:Our First Guess is very special he is the youngest captain of the Soul Society and is loved by some many fangirls he has now become a landmark I introduce CaptainHistugaya!!!
*Enters Histugaya and Cue the FanGirls annoying squealing*
Me:"Hi Histugaya---
Histugaya:Its Captain Histugaya to you
Me: Yeah Yeah Captain Shortypants
Histugaya: *starts to get annoyed*I AM NOT THAT SHORT UR NEARLY THE SAME HEIGHT AS ME!!!
Me: *ruffles his hair* Does the lil captain wanna a watermelon to make him feel better?
Histugaya: *big eyes and drools slightly* yesss... I mean No I would not!
Me: Okay Lets Continue On..So first question Who did u kill to be Captain?
Histugaya:*stands up and points sword*I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE U STUPID GIRL!!!
Me: Jeez Calm Down its only a joke, no need to go all PMS on me for it.
Histugaya: Fine..*sits down slowly with sword by his side*
Me: *sweatdrop* Next question Is it true that u love Momo? Plz say yes it would make my day to see u together!!!
Histugaya:U been reading to many fanfictions of me and Momo being together haven't u?
Me: *twiddles fingers*kinda but there sooo good and u would make a cute couple!!
Histugaya: yeah it is true*blushes slightly*
Me: Ha new it!!
*Fangirls Bursts Out Crying*
Me: No No Don't cry Don't cry u'll make me lose so of my readers!!
Histugaya: I don't think u have any in the first place.
Me: I will someday why do u have to be mean about it!!*sniff sniff*
Histugaya: Don't u dare cry on me where on live TV and ur the host u can't cry.
Me: *sniff* ur words hurt my heart u know I will always remember them
Histugaya: Shit Momo and all the other girls will kill me for making there fav host cry!
Me: *starts to laugh*hahahaha u swear on live T.V Shorty!!
Histugaya: Oh No U didn't just cuss me again!
Me: maybe i did maybe i didn't
Histugaya: Oh Your Going To pay for that*gets ready to attack*
Me: And That Concludes Our Show for today please return next time if I'm alive after this to talk to our next guest Ichigo Kurosaki!!
*Cuts To Commercial*
Histugaya: Heh Thanks for having me on the show
Me: heh no sweat just next time could u be less u know... temperamental
Histugaya: *attacks*I am not TEMPERMENTAL!!!
*Ends*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Author: Tune In Next Time if u liked this one which is kinda shitty.
But Heh its more first try.
*puts praying hands up* If U like me u will read more of my work.
