Bleach On Air Chapter 1:

Author: I do not in any way on Bleach or any of the characters within Bleach if i did i would be filthy blooming rich.

Also I dedicate this first story to my best friend and boyfriend xoxoxo

Enjoy(violent, romance and perviness may appear in this story u have been warned)

Me: And Welcome To Bleach On Air This Is Your Host Rechiru!!

*people in the crowd cheer or do they? Dun Dun Dun*

Me:Our First Guess is very special he is the youngest captain of the Soul Society and is loved by some many fangirls he has now become a landmark I introduce CaptainHistugaya!!!

*Enters Histugaya and Cue the FanGirls annoying squealing*

Me:"Hi Histugaya---

Histugaya:Its Captain Histugaya to you

Me: Yeah Yeah Captain Shortypants

Histugaya: *starts to get annoyed*I AM NOT THAT SHORT UR NEARLY THE SAME HEIGHT AS ME!!!

Me: *ruffles his hair* Does the lil captain wanna a watermelon to make him feel better?

Histugaya: *big eyes and drools slightly* yesss... I mean No I would not!

Me: Okay Lets Continue On..So first question Who did u kill to be Captain?

Histugaya:*stands up and points sword*I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE U STUPID GIRL!!!

Me: Jeez Calm Down its only a joke, no need to go all PMS on me for it.

Histugaya: Fine..*sits down slowly with sword by his side*

Me: *sweatdrop* Next question Is it true that u love Momo? Plz say yes it would make my day to see u together!!!

Histugaya:U been reading to many fanfictions of me and Momo being together haven't u?

Me: *twiddles fingers*kinda but there sooo good and u would make a cute couple!!

Histugaya: yeah it is true*blushes slightly*

Me: Ha new it!!

*Fangirls Bursts Out Crying*

Me: No No Don't cry Don't cry u'll make me lose so of my readers!!

Histugaya: I don't think u have any in the first place.

Me: I will someday why do u have to be mean about it!!*sniff sniff*

Histugaya: Don't u dare cry on me where on live TV and ur the host u can't cry.

Me: *sniff* ur words hurt my heart u know I will always remember them

Histugaya: Shit Momo and all the other girls will kill me for making there fav host cry!

Me: *starts to laugh*hahahaha u swear on live T.V Shorty!!

Histugaya: Oh No U didn't just cuss me again!

Me: maybe i did maybe i didn't

Histugaya: Oh Your Going To pay for that*gets ready to attack*

Me: And That Concludes Our Show for today please return next time if I'm alive after this to talk to our next guest Ichigo Kurosaki!!

*Cuts To Commercial*

Histugaya: Heh Thanks for having me on the show

Me: heh no sweat just next time could u be less u know... temperamental

Histugaya: *attacks*I am not TEMPERMENTAL!!!

*Ends*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Author: Tune In Next Time if u liked this one which is kinda shitty.

But Heh its more first try.

*puts praying hands up* If U like me u will read more of my work.