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Gogo Go!
Summary: Shego was pulling a normal job for Drakken when suddenly a thing claiming to be her relative stops her most recent theft.
Note: The point of view will seem badly written to those who don't understand that it's being done on purpose.
Chapter 1: It is Gogo.
It was an interesting time for the it, as it was if nothing more then apparent here to stop it's family member from being so mean and nasty all the time, it slowly walked down the corridor and when the she came running back after taking something that wasn't hers, it was standing in her path which obviously made her stop.
The her that it was currently looking at was a beautiful woman of long dark curtain of night and wearing the colors of envy and a dark heart, it would make sure that she opened up to how she felt instead of running from it all the time and it was not going to let her run.
"What the... someone better call the fashion police because I can't believe they missed someone dressed like you." Shego said as she started to laugh at it, it didn't like that she was being mean yet again, but it could wait for her to catch her breath and then it would explains itself to the her.
After Shego was done laughing she took a better look at the figure, it was wearing a robe of multicolored fabrics mostly yellow around the head where a mound of green feather like plumage stuck out the back of a red and orange sock cap on top of the yellow part of the strangers cloak like garb, the rest of the garb had colors of red, green, blue, purple and just generally a odd assembly of colors from the rainbow.
The only thing that wasn't shrouded in the gaudy multicolored fabric was the stranger's eyes which didn't tell Shego whether or not it was a male or female, the eyes looked human except they held no color and she couldn't discern the true size of the pupil or the way it was positioned couldn't give her a hint at the gender of the person under the mound of cloth.
"Hello, I am an it and you are a her, as well as you are a thief and I am a reader of people, it says to her that it believes you should put back the object that is neither its or hers." The figure said, Shego was slightly confused for a moment and then realized this must be some kind of guard, a really strange guard with no tone in the voice that could tell her what gender the freak is.
"Oh and you think you can stop me, I doubt you can move very fast in all that clothing so let me just get rid of some of it for you." Shego said while lighting up the hand that wasn't currently holding the microchip Drakken sent her to steal, which was her left hand now covered in the heat of the plasma energy that she pointed threateningly towards the strange figure that spoke weirdly.
"It can move as well as it wishes, it is her that moves as though thou were a bovine grazing in the pasture and then subsequently was frozen in place because of a query of the mind that has her confused." Shego then threw her plasma blast because the figure obviously made a crack about her weight and her ability to be the stealthy thief she was.
All it had to do was swiftly dodge out of the way of her attack and then mimic what her did so it could do it to.
Shego's eyes widened as the figure lit up its own cloth covered hand with the same green plasma energy at the same intensity she just threw out and mimicked her motions down to the same way she threw her plasma a few moments ago; she was too shocked to dodge out of the way.
The plasma bolt hit her in the stomach and she was sent flying backwards, feeling a great deal of pain in her abdomen and as she fell she noticed its hands weren't glowing anymore like the person never had the powers in the first place.
"What the hell, are you some kind of clone?" Shego said angrily, she hated cloning and if this was a clone of her it was a very odd one at that.
"No, it is not another her and it can not be another her, it can only do what the her already can." This person's mannerisms were all crazy and the way; dare she think the word "it", it had just thrown a plasma bolt and then; as she assumed, instantly lost the ability to do so was a shock to her system.
"If you're not a clone, then what the hell are you?" Shego stated exasperated by this thing already, she picked herself of the floor and check that her full body suit wasn't damaged by the attack, she was unsure of what the figure was capable of but she needed to get past it to leave.
"I am not a you, I am an it and simply nothing more then what it is." The figure simply said its eyes weren't giving any hint of fear, mercy or even purpose, it Shego simply thought was there for no other reason to stop her from stealing the microchip.
"Do you have a name? All this "it" crap is getting on my last nerves and why are you stopping me?" Shego stated with an angry burst of energy and tried to move forward to attack whatever the hell the thing was, because it couldn't possibly be human.
"It will answer thee and if you advance, you will certainly flee." Shego stopped dead in her tracks from moving forward the figure wasn't moving or even showing signs of wanting to move out of her way so she waited for it to answer.
"Ah… It see that her understand, therefore I shall give you what you seek, for it is Gogo and Gogo is me and if you don't put that back then you shall not leave... It is simple as that, try to leave and you'll be berated, because then I shall not explain how we're related." Even though the tone was in a good sense of humor, Gogo still didn't give any inkling to what its gender was.
"I don't believe you, I can't be related to some one like you, I don't have any relatives other then my stupid brothers." Shego said and then lunged forward, only to be thrown back by a swift punch to the gut and she suddenly felt one microchip lighter.
"I see where her is confused; may I ask what her calls herself so I may know more about my kin? Also I will give her this back, but only so her can return it on thy own or else." Gogo was holding the chip in front of Shego, who slowly took it and then tried to get past Gogo quickly.
Gogo just grabbed her retreating foot and easily tossed her back in the opposite direction of the way she wanted to go and in front of its body who was just looking down on the thief who was sorely pissed, but even more curious now then ever.
"Fine, if you must know I'm Shego and you have my attention for now." Shego said angrily as she rubbed her sore ankle, that thing had a strong powerful grip and it took a quick toss from this Gogo person to make her think twice about running.
"I am here to discuss about why you hide what you truly are and why you are hiding the sadness all the time, put the object back in its place while I go back to where your current contract provider lives, to discuss the reason for your failure to deliver what you yourself do not own or have the right to take, Gogo will talk with you when you arrive." Shego gave a defensive glare that stated she was going to walk away with the microchip despite what this weirdo said, but the cold hard glare of those visible eyes had her suddenly making her way back to put the micro chip back in its place.
Entering back into the room where the microchip had resided she slowly walked up to the spot she took it from while thinking about Gogo, could she really be related to something that strange and mysteriously powerful, the biggest question was how did it use her plasma power?
"SHEGO! Whatever it is you're stealing…." Shego turned to see Kim Possible had just arrive with her sidekick the buffoon, she just put the chip back in its place and just walked right past Kim ignoring her completely, whatever Gogo was it had a strong effect on her and she didn't feel like fighting Kimmie at this moment.
"Just drop it Kim, I just put it back and can we not fight this time I have someone who I need to talk to, for some reason I don't think we'll ever fight again." Shego said while looking at Kim with a docile expression, then Shego just walked out of the room leaving a surprised Kim behind.
Ron Stoppable made a move for Shego, but his pants fell again and he went flying into a nearby wall, leaving his pet Rufus sitting on Kim's shoulder as he went flailing wildly by her.
"Ron you seriously need to stop doing that and did you see Shego, she didn't look like herself and she called me Kim." Kim said and then she looked at the chip that Shego had put back in its place.
"Huh? There was something wrong with her?" Ron said, while trying to find out where his pants went.
"Yeah, Shego just called me Kim, no Kimmie, Princess or Pumpkin, she even disregarded me and didn't even look like she even wanted to fight and strangely enough, it seemed like she was already defeated and what she said about not fighting ever again..." Now Kim was helping Ron find his lost pants while wondering what was wrong with Shego.
End Chapter.
This is the strangest thing I have ever thought to write.
