Au: meant as a joke, a laugh if you will. I am not that loopy although I came up with the idea. Anyway this is only a introduction chapter. So please bare with me. Please Review I really want people to enjoy this story.

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My summer had gone fabulous. I had truly discovered myself as Alice had discovered me too and now she hated me.

I made her promise to keep my secret but it didn't keep her from using it against me. I resented her for it but she was my sister so I let her away with.

God school tomorrow. Didn't the girls here in forks not get it. It wasn't that hard to figure out. They just weren't attractive. Yeah they had bit tits but I'd prefer to talk to a tree I'd probably get a better response.

The girls here became brain dead when I was in a ten mile radius. I was gorgeous no point lying. I understood there looks of awe but god you think being rejected once was enough for each of them clearly it wasn't.

I showered quickly and went to bed knowing tomorrow was going to be filled with stupid questions like how was your summer? None of your god damn business. Go anywhere nice? Yes you? Get yourself a girlfriend? God no I wasn't into girl well I was but at the moment Boys were more preferable. I was NOT gay I was Bi-sexual. There is a difference I liked cock and Pussy.

Hmm the Idea of a threesome flashed behind my eyes and instantly had a hard on. Of course one girls. Two girls Gah that idea even hurt my head. Two girls drooling over me! One was enough! That night was one of the most peaceful I had in awhile.

I woke and dressed quickly hoping to avoid Alice. Its just it was easier on her and it also benefit me.

I walked into the kitchen where I saw Alice I went to get some orange juice where she muttered "Fag" under her breath and left the room.

First days at school great a new year of girls and a few months worth of me giving out rejections the joys of it. I didn't bother to wait around the house I got into my Volvo and made my way to school and parked in the reserved Parking space I had acquired since being a junior. The benefits of being a hot bloke.

Aw Mickey Newton How I loathed him and wanted him. The hole school new he was bent was Bi but the way he went about you, your bound to think he was a queer. Funny how the hole place accepted it, wonder what would be said if I came "out of the closet".

I stood out of the car and watched the girls faces drop and noticed Mickey walk my way.

"Morning Eddie Darling how have you been?" He grabbed my Bicep "Working out I see"

He winked at me and walked away.

That was a first and that's when I saw her. The hottest chick Id ever seen. She had long brown wavy hair that reach down to wear I'm guessing her Bra trap was. She was skinny but not anorexia. Gorgeous was a word that kept flashing in my head . Her hazel eyes looked me over and smiled. Then she walked on by.

That was a first. That never happen well not to me Edward Cullen. Girls swoon at the sight of me.

Who was this chick? She wasn't a junior and I hadn't seen her before. My mind was telling me to follow her but my heart was completely torn into.

You like Mickey but you like this chick. I thought I discovered myself but what now. I felt drawn to both of them who would it be??

Him or Her???

Okay so what did you think??

Its going to be funnier but I thought making Edward Bi was enough for one chapter..

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