Yo! You people said you laughed so I am here to give you more to laugh at, hopefully it is not too horrible.
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The thing is; Tsuna couldn't handle alcohol. He really couldn't.
The first time Tsuna got drunk, really drunk, no one noticed it at first. They were all laughing and enjoying themselves, and Tsuna was still able to sit by himself so no one thought that he was drunk. Because when Tsuna got drunk, he made it pretty obvious with the amount of times he managed to hit his head onto the floor.
But until that day, no one knew what happened when he drank too fast.
In the middle of the dinner, Tsuna stood up with his glass of wine in hand, waiting for everyone – the whole Vongola and allies- to be quiet.
"I would like to make a toast" Hayato heard him say. Everyone kept silent for minutes, waiting for the brunette to continue.
Just when they were about to interfere, Tsuna spoke again.
"But we are out of cheese."
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The next time it happened, some of them were waiting for it. They were on a luxurious jet, sipping expensive whiskey as a celebration of some recent news.
Fon was telling a funny story when Tsuna turned his head from window to look Reborn dead in the eye, and asked;
"What if the birds are not chirping, but screaming because they are afraid of heights?"
When Iemitsu asked, they told him Tsuna accidentally hit his head on the table. They didn't tell him that Reborn smashed his head to knock him unconscious.
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It happened at their honeymoon next time. When Tsuna started giggling into his champagne, Reborn knew he shouldn't take him out to dinner.
It was a bad agreement to let Tsuna decide on what to do on their out-of-bed times in exchange of yes-to-everything in bed.
He really should have remembered the time Tsuna took him to scary rides in the amusement park. That day ended in hospital with Reborn punching a doctor.
They do not talk about it.
Tsuna put down the glass, and then looked Reborn with a serious face.
"I am batman."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Can I be batman?"
"No. You can't be a fictional character."
"Why?"
"Because I said so"
A few minutes passed in silence.
"I decided to divorce you."
Reborn took a deep breath and let it go slowly. There was really no point in arguing with a drunk Tsuna.
"If you divorce me you can't be batman"
"So I am batman?"
"Yes, you are batman." Reborn said while shaking his head. He couldn't help the smile on his face, though.
"I am batman!" Tsuna said, grinning. Reborn started laughing at the brunette, wondering how on earth he fell for an idiot like that.
"So, would you like to be my batmobile?"
Reborn stopped the fork halfway to his mouth and stared.
"Because, you know, I wanna ride you tonight."
(They do not talk about this night.)
(On a totally unrelated topic, whenever Reborn mentions the fact that he really likes batman, Tsuna turns to a tomato.)
There may be more of this, but just maybe. Because these are just ideas that pops up.
So be sure to give me a heads up if you want more! :D Critisim and comments are always welcome!
Hope you had a good laugh!
Ps: Do not kill me, I am stuck on Time Changes Everyone but the next chapter is on its way! Late than never ;)
