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Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom hearts! I WISH I DID THOUGH SO I COULD OWN RIKU! Did i say that aloud? looks around
ONE: Annoying the Superior!
Xemnas stood in front of his Organization XIII, "Okay guys, we're going to take over the world!"
Axel looks up from his doodle of Roxas being eaten by a mob of monkeys, "What? Oh, yeah, sure, you go do that…" he muttered returning to his doodle.
Vexen was staring at Xemnas and nodded, "Yeah, uh-huh."
Roxas on the other hand, had a TV and play station 2 out. He was playing Kingdom Hearts II and was right where Sora was about to kill Xemnas. "Yeah! Die Xemnas die!"
"Heh-hem!" Xemnas coughed, trying to get Roxas's attention. But Roxas wasn't listening, "Damn it Xemnas! Die already, or so help me I'll beat you with the Oblivion! GRRR! Axel help me!"
Axel looked up, "what? Ohhh! We can kill Xemnas!"
"You two! Shut the hell up and destroy that video game because you can kill me in it!" Xemnas roared.
There were snickers from around the room as they watched Roxas go up to Xemnas as Sora for the final battle. "Alright! Go Riku!" Roxas said as he got Xemnas down to the point where he captured Sora.
"Roxas…" Xemnas growled through clenched teeth.
"Here you can help." Roxas tossed Axel the controller and Axel began to hit Xemnas half-to death with the Oblivion.
"My turn!" Roxas yanked the controller back just as he hit Xemnas for the last time.
"Yay I killed Xemnas!" Roxas cheered and this time the snickers turned into laughter as Xemnas walked up behind Roxas, his hand held up as if he wanted to strangle Roxas, but had to restrain himself.
Suddenly Axel stood up from where he was sitting with a finger raised, he shouted, "I want some pie!"
Where his finger was, a flying ball of fuzz came at him and bit his raised finger. Axel's eyes grew wide as he yelled, "OWWWWWWW! THE DAMN SQUIRREL BIT ME!" he cried. Axel waved his finger around and around, trying to get the squirrel off, but it wouldn't come off and so he started banging it against Xemnas.
"You're the strongest one here, get this SQUIRREL OFF OF MY FINGER!" Axel shouted through cries as he continued to beat Xemnas with the rabid squirrel.
Xemnas glared at Axel and gripped the rabid squirrel, and pulled it off of his finger. "Stop this right now!" he ordered was Roxas was cheering for Xemnas's death on the game, Axel was screaming like a baby, and the rest were laughing like mad, on the floor.
"SILENCE!" Xemnas screamed at the top of his lungs.
The room fell silent and even the rabid, foaming at the mouth squirrel had turned to look at Xemnas. "We are going to take over the world, and you're not going to act like little children! Now Saix, bring me my map!" Xemnas ordered.
Saix nodded and walked over to a table and picked up a rolled up map. He handed it to Xemnas and went to go sit back down.
Xemnas unfolded the map and found in huge red letters, HA HA! WRONG PIECE OF PAPER YOU-Xemnas didn't read the rest as he ripped up the paper. "Who did this?" he snarled.
Roxas and Axel glanced at each other, grinning, but Roxas took a wadded piece of paper out of his pocket and threw it at Xemnas. "There's your map!" Xaldin said, pointing at the piece of paper.
"Oh so you threw it at me, did you?" Xemnas growled. "If you're looking for a fight, you've come to the right Nobody!" Xemnas takes a pistol out of his side pocket and puts on a fake mustache and a cowboy hat while slipping into cowboy boots.
Xaldin shot him a bewildered look as Xemnas threw him so cowboy stuff. The sharp-wheel things stabbed into Xaldin's fingers as he caught the boots and he flinched, but put them on all the while Roxas and Axel were text messaging one another.
I'm betting on Xemnas getting his head blown off, what about you, Axel?
Xaldin and Xemnas are both fall through the floor and perish by being lunch to the rabid squirrels below.
Rabid squirrels? Oh where! That's a good thing to through at Saix!
There's one in Xemnas's hand! Go get it!
"Hey Xemnas, can I have that rabid squirrel?" Roxas asked, pointing at the foam-dripping-red-eyed-brown-cute-fuzzy-squirrel in Xemnas's hand.
"Oh sure here." Xemnas handed Roxas the squirrel who went over to Axel.
"He's so stupid!" Roxas laughed.
"Shh! It's about to begin!" Axel hushed Roxas as everyone went to one side of the room and watched as Xaldin and Xemnas drew their pistols.
Roxas silently crept over to Saix and stood behind him with the rabid squirrel. When he was sure Saix wasn't paying a bit of attention, he slipped the squirrel down his cloak.
Will Xaldin lose his head to Xemnas? What will happen to Saix with a rabid squirrel down his back? Will he be infected with rabies? Why did Axel drawn a picture of Roxas being eaten by monkeys? And most importantly-where's my ice cream?
-Riku54
