Character List

Aerith Gainsborough - A beautiful 22-year old girl.

Tifa Lockhart - A 20-year old girl with big boobs.

Yuffie Kisaragi - A 16-year old troublemaker.

Cloud Strife - An attractive 21-year old guy.

Zack Fair - A lonely, 23-year old guy.


Chapter 1 "Cloud & Ladies"

Cloud's house, 10:37 am. It is a scorching day in Nibelheim. The sun is smiling, winds are whispering, and there are no clouds in the sky. There is one Cloud though; he is chilling at home, on the couch with two of his dearest companions.


Tifa: Ahhh, it's such a relaxing day! We should go outside.

Cloud is massaging Aerith.

Cloud: Umm, we're busy right now.

Aerith: Yeah, Tifa-ha-HAHAHA Cloud, stop! That tickles!

Tifa: (sigh) Come on, guys. I thought we were going hiking today.

Cloud: Yawn. Boring.

Aerith: I agree with Cloud.

Tifa: It's so beautiful outside, though!

Cloud: Not as beautiful as you.

Aerith: Me?

Cloud: Yes, you. And um... Tifa, I guess.

Tifa kicks Cloud.

Tifa: Oh! We should go to the beach.

Aerith: Beach?

Cloud: Tifa, that's a wonderful idea.

Tifa jumps up.

Tifa: Yeah! Let's go!

Aerith: I've... never been to a beach before.

Tifa laughs while Cloud pets Aerith's head.

Cloud: Aww it's okay...

Tifa: We'll take you there. We can swim too!

Aerith: Um... I don't have any swimwear.

Tifa laughs again, wildly.

Cloud: Hey, don't be so mean. Aerith, you can borrow one of Tifa's.

Tifa: Um... no thanks! Besides, they're too big for your small boobies.

Cloud: They're not small!

Aerith: (sigh) Um, can we talk about something else.

Tifa: You guys wanna go to the beach or not?

Cloud stands up and celebrates.

Cloud: Yahoo! Aerith, we'll go buy you a bikini. Mmmmmm?

Aerith: Um... Okay.

Cloud helps her stand up, then heads for the bathroom.

Tifa: Well, I gotta get my stuff.

She heads for the exit.

Aerith: Tifa, wait!

Tifa: Yeah?

Aerith: Will you be driving us?

Tifa: Um... I guess, yeah. Tell Cloud that.

Aerith: (excited) Okay!

Cloud arrives with his trunks on.

Cloud: Where'd Tifa go?

Aerith: Went home to get her stuff. Guess what? She's gonna drive us there!

Cloud: (excited) Yeahh, baby!


A/N: This is a play.