Character List
Aerith Gainsborough - A beautiful 22-year old girl.
Tifa Lockhart - A 20-year old girl with big boobs.
Yuffie Kisaragi - A 16-year old troublemaker.
Cloud Strife - An attractive 21-year old guy.
Zack Fair - A lonely, 23-year old guy.
Chapter 1 "Cloud & Ladies"
Cloud's house, 10:37 am. It is a scorching day in Nibelheim. The sun is smiling, winds are whispering, and there are no clouds in the sky. There is one Cloud though; he is chilling at home, on the couch with two of his dearest companions.
Tifa: Ahhh, it's such a relaxing day! We should go outside.
Cloud is massaging Aerith.
Cloud: Umm, we're busy right now.
Aerith: Yeah, Tifa-ha-HAHAHA Cloud, stop! That tickles!
Tifa: (sigh) Come on, guys. I thought we were going hiking today.
Cloud: Yawn. Boring.
Aerith: I agree with Cloud.
Tifa: It's so beautiful outside, though!
Cloud: Not as beautiful as you.
Aerith: Me?
Cloud: Yes, you. And um... Tifa, I guess.
Tifa kicks Cloud.
Tifa: Oh! We should go to the beach.
Aerith: Beach?
Cloud: Tifa, that's a wonderful idea.
Tifa jumps up.
Tifa: Yeah! Let's go!
Aerith: I've... never been to a beach before.
Tifa laughs while Cloud pets Aerith's head.
Cloud: Aww it's okay...
Tifa: We'll take you there. We can swim too!
Aerith: Um... I don't have any swimwear.
Tifa laughs again, wildly.
Cloud: Hey, don't be so mean. Aerith, you can borrow one of Tifa's.
Tifa: Um... no thanks! Besides, they're too big for your small boobies.
Cloud: They're not small!
Aerith: (sigh) Um, can we talk about something else.
Tifa: You guys wanna go to the beach or not?
Cloud stands up and celebrates.
Cloud: Yahoo! Aerith, we'll go buy you a bikini. Mmmmmm?
Aerith: Um... Okay.
Cloud helps her stand up, then heads for the bathroom.
Tifa: Well, I gotta get my stuff.
She heads for the exit.
Aerith: Tifa, wait!
Tifa: Yeah?
Aerith: Will you be driving us?
Tifa: Um... I guess, yeah. Tell Cloud that.
Aerith: (excited) Okay!
Cloud arrives with his trunks on.
Cloud: Where'd Tifa go?
Aerith: Went home to get her stuff. Guess what? She's gonna drive us there!
Cloud: (excited) Yeahh, baby!
A/N: This is a play.
