Alice was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but she found some meat.

Gilbert was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but he had to follow Alice and pay for the meat.

Oz was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but he ran after Gilbert and Alice.

Break was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but he found a cupboard.

Sharon was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but she's looking for Break.

Vincent was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but he's busy with the Baskervilles.

Echo was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but she switched places with Zwei.

Ada was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but she's busy with her cats.

Elliot was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but he's throwing a tantrum.

Leo was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but he's calming Elliot down.

Oscar was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but he's chasing some girls.

Rufus was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but he's secretly stalking Sheryl.

Sheryl was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but she's hiding from Rufus

Young Gilbert was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but he's running from a cat.

Young Vincent was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but he's chasing Gilbert.

Zwei was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but she's trailing after Vincent.

Lotti was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but she's removing Break's sword.

Jack was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but everyone chased him away.

Oswald was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but he's asleep.

Alyss was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but she's throwing a tantrum.

Cheshire was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but he's chasing Young Gilbert.

Reim was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but he's cleaning up after Break.

Dinah was supposed to be in this fan fiction, but she's also chasing Young Gil.

Kitty was supposed to be here, but she's with Dinah and Cheshire.

Snowball was supposed to be here, but she's also with Dinah and Cheshire.

And that's why this is the worst fan fiction ever.

Isla: Was I supposed to be in this fan fiction?

Author: No.

Isla: Why? I even have an amazing outfit.

Author: I hate you and you scare too many people.

Isla: You're a terrible person! *Runs off*

Author: Anyways… If you actually managed to read this far without throwing up, thank you. I hope you have a good day.

Isla: Are you sure I can't be…

Author: Go away!