Sorry if the quality is bad, but I wanted to fix the scenes in this show to make it were they would get together. This is from season 1 by the way.

The one with the monkey (New Years Eve episode)

"Alright somebody kiss me!" It was New Years Eve and the gang and I were at the party we had thrown without dates and the ball had just dropped. I had just pointed out that there were 3 guys and 3 girls but they all had excuses not to kiss. So what do I do? I jump up and down waling "Somebody kiss me somebody kiss me!"

"Alright." Before I knew it Joey's hands had cupped my face and his lips were on mine. And then they were gone. They were unexpectedly sweet and I craved for mo- what are you saying? Shut up Chandler.

"What was that about?"

"You said you wanted somebody to kiss you and so did I so I did. It's your fault." Wanted to kiss me?

"Yes I did, but not a guy." Originally. Shut up brain

"O well why didn't you say so?"

"Because it didn't occur to me?" Why would it?

"O…sorry man." Don't sorry me. You're confusing my head.

"Watever."

The one with eight lasagna

Monica had extra lasagnas so Joey and I offered to eat one tonight. Since our table was broken we had placed chairs facing each other and put our legs together to make a table.

We were so close it was starting to get to me…not to mention the tingles my legs were feeling from being pushed up against his

"o so just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one?"

"That's the rule"

"What-what rule? There's no rule, if anything you owe me a table."

"How'ed you get there?" You know perfectly well.

"Well I believe this piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Velgekio"

"You knew about that" Yes yes I did.

"Well, lets just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to imagination" And my imagination is so pissed at you for an irrational reason. Its been a month since our little kiss and it's the main thing on my mind. What have you done to me Joey?

"Okay okay how bout if we split it?"

"What? Do you mean, like, buy it together?"

"Yeah" Awe Joey.

"You think were ready for something like that?"

"Why not?"

"Well, its just that it's a pretty big commitment. I mean what if one of us wants to move out?"

"Why? Are you moving out." I quickly interjected him by telling him that I was not.

"Well you would tell me if you were moving out, right?" You sound so worried!

"Yes, yes. its just with my last roommate kip…"Joey pushed his chair away and stood up. I had to struggle to hold on to the lasagna.

"o I know all about kip."

"We bout a hibachi together then he ran off and got married and things got pretty ugly."

"So let me ask you something, was kip a better roommate than me?"

"Why Joey, if I didn't know any better I would say you sound jealous."

"Teh. Jealous? Me? There's no way…And if I was?" He inched closer putting us only a few inches apart.

"If you were I would say.." The door burst open reveling Ross looking flustered. I don't know whether to kill him or kiss him.