Chapter 1 Pikachu's first real word

It was like any other day in camelot. Sunny with a slight chance of rain. But a visitor was coming, he had traveled from hyrule and was a famous hero, his name was Link.

"Where the 'ell did my money go to," yelled an unhappy shopkeeper. Link shook his head in disgust.

"Hey there young man can I offer you some fresh apples,"grumbled an old one eyed lady.

"Uhh very tempting," Link looked at the apples they were rotting and some black fuzzy thing was growing on one of them. "But I'm going to have to refuse."

She walked away muttering curses. Link was here to meet the great untamed Pikachu. Of course he was once a tame beast until that smartass ash ketchum mouthed off on pickachu and then kicked him. Boy was he in for a shock.

"Now where I wonder is this Pikachu,"mumbled Link.

"Sir I heard you mumbling about the where abouts of Pickachu and I happen to know where it is," announced a fat middle aged man carrying a dead squirrel.

"Could you tell me,"asked Link.

"Yes, I could do that but first could you pay me 10 copper coins," he said.

"Fine you fat lard here you go," Link said as he reached into his pocket and pulled out the coins. "I only have 10 silver coins."

"That'll do," he said as he took the coins and handed Link a map. "Tingle away,"the man shouted as he tried to run away.

"Well lets see what I've got,"Link said as he opened the map.

All the map was, was a piece of paper with scribbles and a screwed up tree.

"Why that son of a-,"Link said.

But a vendor cut in. "bible we have got free bibles come on folks free bibles."

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In the great castle of mordor sat a yellow mouse thing which of course was Pikachu. He sat at the round table all alone.

"pika pika piiiiii,"screamed pikachu.

An old man wearing a tuxedo walked in.

"Ah pikachu how are you doing, No need to answer for you can't speak english! But I was ordered to give you this potion,"mocked the butler.

"Piii,"said Pikachu as it nervously took the potion and slowly drank it.

"Done pikacrap,"teased the Butler

"My names pikachu, bitch,"said Pikachu in a deep voice.

"What the hell,"said the butler surprised."You talked in english."

"Damn right I did,"Pikachu said.

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