Skits
Well, I'm going to side track. Here's a story me and my BF ,Jessica , made. It seems Sanji's been a little slow- and Nami needs new pray.
Luffy sat on the deck of the ship, watching the seagulls over head. "Pretty." he said quietly. Nami came out of the cabin, wearing her (dumb) smutty bikini top and jeans. She noticed Luffy in the corner. Since Sanji was clean out of cash , and Luffy got a whole bunch from Zoro, it was an easy buy. All she had to do was play her act.
"Hi Luffy!" she said, bending down to Luffy's height. She made sure he saw down the top. Luffy looked up at her. " Hey!!" he chirped.
Nami got closer, thinking about all the cash. Luffy looked at her , completely clueless. "When's dinner?" he asked.
Nami shoved herself into Luffy's innocent face. "Maybe you didn't hear me. I said Hi" Luffy nodded. "And I said, when's dinner" he retaliated.
Nami pointed down to her chest. "No, I said hi" she said sternly, her patience wearing thin.
Luffy stared at her. "I'm confused. Is dinner in a half hour" he asked innocently.
Zoro watched the scene. "Put those away. He doesn't even know what they are" Zoro lectured. Nami rushed over to Zoro. 'But do you know what they are?" she taunted.
Zoro closed his eyes. "I said, put those away, bitch" he grumbled, holding onto a katana.
Nami pushed herself up to him "Do you.."
Zoro lashed out. "I said put those away you whore!" he shouted, knocking her out.
Sanji rushed out. "What's going- hey. Can I relieve you of that for five minutes" he asked. Zoro kicked the girl. "Go ahead, perv"
