The worst insane nightmare.

Kikio: (Runs around like a lunatic laughing like a mad scientist.)

Kenshin: Miss Kikio is something wrong? You are acting strange.

Neji: She is always like this, remember in Physco Jail.

Kenshin: Oro? ...Oh yeah!

Felix: This is the first story she has put me in!

Neji and Kenshin: Nothing to be excited about! Prepare for the worst.

Felix: (Gulps) let us start the story.....

: Disclaimer: I don't own anything accept my own creations and insane ideas.

: Summary: Felix, Piers, Sephiroth, Neji, Kenshin, and Naruto all get captured by the Author and put into the lighthouse of DOOM! A light house created by Kikio. Will these poor 6 bishies ever survive the touchier coming to them?

Warning: This story may cause you to go crazy if you already aren't or may cause mental problems lol!

Chapter 1: Victims 1. Felix and Piers!

Felix and Piers were both sitting on a couch, which was on the floor, in a house of Isaac's. The both of them sat there doing....nothing. But all of a sudden someone busted down Isaac's shitting wooden door, and making the two guys jump and pee their pants! (Not literally, ha ha and you fell for it lol j/k.)

"HEY" yelled a girl's voice! The dust cleared to show a girl with long blue golden hair and an awkward dark blue shirt all twisted around. She wore black pants and a black trench coat. On the side was a katana.

"Sup hotties!" she said! Felix jumped up not wasting any time taking out his sword. Piers got up doing anything. "FELIX DON'T KILL ME" yelled the girl running around like a lunatic.

"I can kill you if I want!" said Felix sticking out his tongue.

"....Felix that isn't in the script" said the girl. "Grrr....screw the script piece of shit" yelled Felix stomping up and down like a 2-year-old.

CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back Stage

"Ok everyone in your places and Felix no messing up this time" yelled Marik. (Yes Marik is directing this lol!)

"Ok" they said.

LIGHTS

CAMARA

ACTION!!!!!

Back to where Felix just took out his sword.

"FELIX DON'T KILL ME" yelled the girl! "Why shouldn't I, and how do you know my name?" asked Felix?

"I know all, and I still need a kiss from you!" said the girl getting closer to Felix.

Felix got a confused face, but still held his guard up. "Hee Hee" the girl laughed. "OFF YOU GO" she yelled! "Huh? To where?" asked the two men?

(Shity scary music plays in the background and a crappy evil laugh could be heard from the background)

TO MY BED ROOM!!!!

Kikio it's "To the Lighthouse of Doom" whispered Piers.

Oh yes thank you!

TO THE LIGHTHOUSE OF DOOM!!!!

Chirp...chirp....chirp...

"...and" asked Felix?

"Well you're suppose to run around and scream like little sissies" said the girl.

"Right..." said Felix.

"MWHAHAHA you'll see what is in store for you!" and with that the girl blew up the whole town of Vale....yet again the poor town is destroyed.

Back Stage

Kikio: That is all for now! Next I will be capturing Kenshin! Yes I am that girl XD!

Kenshin: But I am right her Miss Kikio.

Everyone: (Knocks Kenshin out and drags him away.)

Kikio: I thought I just heard Kenshin's voice....owell! Be kind and review for me so I have something to look forward to coming home after a stressful day! Good day to all and a sugar filled night with insanity and craziness!!!!