Not So Obvious?
by Potter47
From the reviews that I have,
I believe that I must,
Show all of the readers,
My views are quite just.
First, to reviewer dried-tears, I will say,
I was never HH,
Not for one single day.
I do not now how,
That idea, you now think,
As I said in my poem,
that ship's "about to sink."
Hey (%_%) ,
You think your confused?
After reading your grammar,
I am quite confused too.
I'm not saying that they'll never get together,
For it is quite likely they will,
I just say it won't last,
It might be for the better,
I hope this cleared things up for DreamOnForever.
And HG Wannabe,
I don't mean to be mean,
but you're dead set against,
just the thing that I mean.
That's the end of part two,
is there need for part three?
By the way, this does not support
Ron Hermione.
Author's (or is it Poet's?) Note:
For those of you who would prefer the responses not to be in verse...
First of all, I mean that RH is too obvious. A main point in the books is that nothing is ever as it seems. Ron/Hermione looks like it is going to happen, therefore, I doubt it.
Some reviews of the first poem needed individual replies.
A HP fan:
I like Hermione and Ron! They would be really good together! Who says they won't get along?! If they can still be friends with eachother after all this time and not kill eachother I think they have a fair shot at a relationship. They might have to work at it but I think they could do it. But what JKR is going to write is another story.
I do not know what you are talking about. Ron and Hermione do not get along well. They constantly argue and get on each other's ('each other' is two words) nerves. You say they have been friends all this time and haven't killed each other? Barely. Also, the last sentence doesn't seem to fit at all in this review.
Mary Sue Assassin:
I always thought that Harry/Hermione was the so-called "obvious" pairing (because of the hero-gets-the-girl cliche). Ron/Hermione is definitely ironic (Come one
(on), they dislike each other from the start then become the best of friends and then fall in love...that's an utterly classic piece of irony). Though other than that, I really don't understand what you're trying to say,Where have you been? There hasn't been any canon evidence for HH at all, JKR said it wouldn't happen(she never actually lies). Have you seen the CoS movie? In fact, some Ron/Hermione fans actually use "Obviously" on posters and wallpapers.
And about it being a classic piece of irony...
EXACTLY! IT'S TOO OBVIOUS! IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME!
Hplova4eva:
You *Censor* I hat what you wrote. You *censor* I'll kill you *censor* Ron/Hermione all the Way *censor**censor**censor**censor**censor**censor**censor*
Er, how do you hat a poem? How do you hat anything? Hat is not a verb.
Maureen O'Brien:
I would like to know, who is Lycoris? I searched the name on FF.net and it didn't come up with anything to do with Harry Potter. Who is he/she?
Finally, I would like to thank Mizneep, Phoenix72389, Maureen O'Brien, and Alice of Wonderland, who seemed to at least understand the meaning of the poem.
