Ok this is a one shot thing my sister (hentaikiller)was doing a fic called "Battle of the bands" and this was sort of inspired by that....that and iIfound the weirdest song called the egg song I will post the link in my profile or you can go to

yeah well let the fun begin!

DICLIMER: I don't own Inu Yasha Miroku yes Inu Yasha no ok oh and I don't own the egg song either that belongs so some crack head lol well enjoy

"ALL RIGHT LADIES AND GENTALMEN BOYS AND GIRLS CHILDREN OF ALL AGES!" Inuyasha yelled while on the school stage. "welcome to this years talent contest, as you have all know this is our intermition but there is one act that has been....how sould I put this......saved for just this time" Inu yasha snickered "so if I can have your attention to the stage let the fun begin" Inu yasha walked off stange leaving everyone to wonder what was up.

"Whats going on Sango?" Kagome asked "no clue" shruggedSango keeping her eyes on the stage. "But what ever this is it can't be good Inu yasha is involved and...." Sango was cut off but a loud "PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS PLEASE I BEG YOU ANYTHING I'LL DO ANY THING!" Both girls looked at eachother and shrugged. "That sounded like Miroku" Sango said as Kagome nodded in agreement. "You lost the bet I told you it can't be done now get out there" Inu Yasha said and with one final push shoved him on stage.

Just then the girls saw a white thing walk on stage. It looked like a white bubble with tiny leggs waddling to the center of the stage just as soon music started to play. The music sounded all little kidd music like its a small world after all kind of music and then the white thing looked up and there was a hole in face of it with a very red Miroku face sticking out of it. Both girls just stared on not sure what to believe and then Miroku burst into song singing in a high pitched voice....

Eggs get your eggs here

Fresh and white eggs are here

Wiggle Jiggle yellow middle

Thats the best of what you are.

I love you eggs

White and tender, surround the center

Cozy sitting in the crackling shells.

Miroku starts to do a dance in the big egg costume jummping around. By know both girls along with the rest of the school where on their asses laughing so hard.

Vitamains and minerals and you

Oddles of the protien to.

Oddles, Oddles

Popular and perfect and so compleat in every way.

I love eggs, eggs

come in to my tummy

oh so very yummy

crack crack crack

chippa chippa, away your shell and come to me

get your eggs!

I love you Miroku made somae hearts in the air fresh eggs

I love you white eggs

realy realy love you so eggs fresh, fresh eggs

eggs I realy love you like the sky above

rasies his hands up bringing them down

eggs are the best

I love you fresh eggs

I love you white eggs

realy realy love you so eggs fresh, fresh eggs

Miroku goes into the small pouch in the front of his costume just before the music ends.

365 days I realy love you so I realy love you so

ummmmm yummy!

Miroku smerks and starts to throw something behind the curten. "TAKE THAT MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME WILL YEAH HAHAHAHAHA SEE I DO LIKE EGGS AND YOU SHOULD TO MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Miroku then jumped off the stage and started to run as fast as his little eggs legs would carry him in that costume just as Inu Yasha Kouga and Sesshoumaru ran from behind the curtin covered in eggs chasing after Miroku.

"GET BACK HERE EGG BOY!" Yelled Kouga "WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU MIROKU!!!!" screamed Inu Yasha "YOU BETTER BE RUNNING TO CANADA BOY BECAUSE GOD HELP YOU!!!" Threatened Sesshoumaru......."Damn this was a new shirt to that baka!" he muttered. As all three where in presute of the egg boy as every one else was either to scared or laughing to hard to do much.

Well that my big splerge lol don't ask thats allI say just don't ask whatI was thinking but I did it so reviews if you want haha yeah well bye!