Chapter 1: Mething Around

It was a beautiful day in Ponyville, once you got past the intense heat. It was no less than 115 degrees Fahrenheit, and it made everyone absolutely miserable. Almost nopony was outside, save for a few businessponies and the occasional stoner, the only two kinds of ponies who didn't care about the heat. Which brings us to the story. One of those stoners was flying around, screaming obscenities at everypony she finds, and flying away. She was a sky blue pegasus with a crazy pink mane, and cutie mark of a marijuana leaf. She was flying around Sugarcube Corner, when she was stopped by a rather shrill voice calling out to her.

"Crystal! Crystal, wait up!" it cried. The pegasus stopped in midair, and went to where she thought the voice was coming from. She ran into another sky blue pegasus with a rainbow colored mane.

"Hey, watch it!" the rainbow pegasus called, looking over to see who it was. Her face then changed to a look of distress and annoyance. "Oh, it's you, Crystal."

"Yep, it's me!" said the pink maned pegasus, Crystal. "Odd running into you, Rainbow Dash! Up here in the sky... Why is the sky pink? I know that my mane is pink and my coat is sky blue, but I've never heard of it the other way around! Let me check-Woah! My hoof is pink! Look, Rainbow Dash!"

"Uh, you're not even looking anywhere near your hoof..." Rainbow informed, just confused.

"Sure I am! It's right here!" Crystal said, looking nowhere near where her hoof was.

"Just leave her, Rainbow. She's only high," Rainbow Dash said, turning and leaving Crystal to do as she pleased. In other words, go back to chasing random ponies and screaming in their faces.

Crystal woke up in a ditch, her head pounding, and she was struggling to see anything. 'It's night, that's why I can't see,' she thought to herself, realizing that it was indeed nighttime in Ponyville. She got up, and sat back down, her head pounding.

"Oooohhhhh! That hurts!" She lay back down, thinking that she'd crash here until the hangover was gone. She fell asleep almost immediately after laying down.