Avengers' Rules

#1 Clint is never to be within four feet of Thor's hair again.

#2 Agents Romanoff and Barton are only permitted to be alone in an enclosed room together if the curtains are closed, all doors are locked, and the security cameras are disabled.

#3 Tony is only allowed in the kitchen if Steve, Pepper, or Bruce is also in the room.

#4 If anyone wants food, they have to buy it themselves unless severely injured or ill.

#5 Unless it's for birth control, if Tony asks you for anything, he must provide a summary of why he wants it, backed up by JARVIS.

#6 There is no arm wrestling at the table.

#7 Steve and Thor may not have drinking competitions. Even Tony Stark can go broke.

#8 If Clint wants to cook, just let him.

#9 If Natasha wants to cook, make sure Clint's with her.

#10 Clint – see #5, backed by Coulson.

#11 Bruce may not get a dog.

#12 Tony and Clint are reserved one weekend per month to play Call of Duty.

#13 Tony may not get drunk with Natasha.

#14 Only Natasha is allowed to drive any of Tony's cars.

#15 Thor is not allowed to watch How I Met Your Mother.