Well, here's something new. I hope it's good and don't expect the ending to make any sense. And I guess there might be MikuxKaito if you squint sideways.
I don't own anything, as always.
It was a slow day in the Vocaloid apartment, with most of the group out. This left only Len, Rin, Kaito, and Miku in the apartment. The first three were in the living room watching TV, although the only decent thing on were reruns of old shows and the news. It was unanimous to watch the reruns.
"I didn't know that there were reruns of 'Greatest American Hero' here, let alone that there was a market for it here at all," Kaito remarked to himself. Len and Rin both grunted in agreement. The ensuing silence was broken by Miku's loud yelling from the kitchen.
"What the hell, how did we run out of food again?"
Kaito sighed and yelled back, "We do live in an apartment with about half a dozen people." Miku didn't take the remark well, since she walked up and landed a good blow on his head.
"Well, since we have no food and have to feed you and me are going shopping," Miku said, lightly slapping a leek against her palm.
'Where the hell did she get that? I thought she used the last one for her lunch,' Kaito thought to himself. "Why do I have to go?" he protested aloud.
"What, you would rather me take them?" Miku said and pointed her leek at the Kagamines, who were still watching TV.
Kaito immediately shot up. "Oh no, nononono, I'm not letting them into public after last Saturday." Kaito said, and started shaking at the memory. "So much blood…"
"Yeah…" Miku said, sharing the horror of that weekend. "Well anyway, let's get going," Miku said, her usual cheeriness returning.
When the two left, Len sighed. "They're never going to let us live that down, are they?" he asked Rin.
"Nope. I mean, how were we supposed to know that Meiko was allergic to Bhut Jolokia peppers?" she said, and went back to watching the show. "What's this show about again?" she asked.
"I have no idea," Len replied. The two shrugged it off and continued watching.
'Well, so far nothing bad has happened,' Kaito thought to himself. Of course this was to be expected, since (arguably) the only normal vocaloids were the ones shopping.
"Hey, what was Gaku's favorite food again?" Miku asked. Kaito thought for a second.
"I think its eggplants," Kaito said.
"Yeah, that's what I thought," Miku said and grabbed some eggplants. She finished bagging them when she said, "I just realized that we know a lot of people with weird food tastes."
"What?" Kaito asked.
"Well, Meiko likes that old fashioned made sake right?" Miku asked. Kaito nodded and Miku continued, counting off her fingers. "The trouble twins like bananas and oranges, Luka's really into tuna for some reason."
"I tried it once, it was ok," Kaito said, while picking out said tuna.
"Yeah, but don't you find it weird that we know so many people that insist on eating one specific food with every meal? I dare you to name one dinner that Meiko had that didn't end with her completely smashed."
Kaito thought back on that and found that Miku had a point. Then that leek came back into his head.
"Speaking of food, this has been bugging me for a while," Kaito said and pointed at the leek that was hanging from Miku's belt. "Where did you get that? I thought you used the last leek for your lunch."
Miku looked at the leek and pulled a double take. She pulled it out of her belt and the two stared at it. "How long have I had this?" Miku asked.
"Since we left the apartment," Kaito said. They stared at it a bit more before Kaito asked, "You do know where that came from, right?"
Miku slowly shook her head and the two stared at the mysterious leek for a minute. Then Miku shrugged and cheerfully said, "Oh well, free leek."
"Riiiight, let's finish up here ok?" Kaito asked.
"Yeah, lets. Oh hey, it's those cute little ice cream things you like so much," Miku said pointing at the ice cream section.
"WHERE?" Kaito said and sped towards the freezers.
About 15 minutes later, the two had finished shopping and returned home. "Can you get Gaku to help us with this?" Miku asked.
Kaito nodded and went to get him. He had just reached his room when he heard shouting from Gakupo.
"Goddammit, why is there so much coal here? I don't need this much!"
Kaito quickly knocked on the door and hoped he wouldn't get hurt from this. "What is it?" was the answer.
"We need your help down here."
"Cooking?"
"Yeah."
"Alright, hold on." A couple seconds later, a tired looking Gakupo came out.
"You ok man?" Kaito asked.
"Yeah, I just think I stayed up too late last night. What's for breakfast?" Gakupo asked.
Kaito stared at Gakupo for a second. "It's dinnertime now," he said plainly.
"Are you serious?" Gakupo asked. Kaito nodded and Gakupo's shoulders drooped. "Dang it, it's so easy to lose track of time with that game."
Kaito put his arm around Gakupo's shoulder and led him away. "Don't worry; you'll get over it soon," Kaito said.
"I hope so," Gakupo replied.
Dinner preparations went smoothly, mostly because Miku kept a close eye on Len and Rin to make sure they stayed away from the food. When everything was ready, the group gathered.
"Man, this looks good," Meiko said aloud.
"Isn't it always?" Luka asked and started on her plate. Meiko let out a chuckle.
"Yeah, I guess you're right. Anyway, chow time!" Meiko was about to eat when thought hit her. Saturday. She shot Rin and Len a suspicious look.
"We didn't touch anything, we swear!" The two of them said simultaneously. Meiko looked at Miku.
"I made sure they didn't come near the food," Miku said simply and went back to her food. Meiko looked at the Kagamines again before eating her food. Dinner passed without further incident.
It was a while after dinner and the Vocaloid group, minus Gakupo, was engaging in small talk.
"Yeah, that was an embarrassing shoot we did," Miku said. Kaito couldn't help but blush at the story, even though he tried not to.
"What does Gaku do up in his room all the time anyway?" Len asked. Miku just waved it off.
"He's probably just playing his games or something," she said. No sooner had she said that than a crashing sound came from upstairs. The group all looked at each other, except Luka who was immersed in a book.
After a moment, Kaito threw his hand up and said, "Fine, I'll go see what that was." He got up and walked through the door, only to be punched back in by something. Whatever it was, it was roaring and pissed. He only saw that it was tall and hairy before it jumped out the window. Kaito sat up and looked at the window. Gakupo ran into the room and looked out the broken window.
"Dammit, that stupid Sasquatch got away!" Gakupo yelled. Kaito mouthed 'Sasquatch' and gave a confused look at the others, who just shrugged.
Gakupo started walking away from the window, then turned back and started shaking his fist at the window. "One day I'm gonna get that filthy animal," he said then walked out.
The group was in stunned silence for a moment, then they all shouted, "WHAT ARE YOU FU-"
The End.
I'll be pleasantly surprised if anyone gets the joke at the end. Ah well, hope you enjoyed this.
Luka:*looks up from book* "Did I miss something?"
