He has finally done it. He is a shinobi of Konoha. Proudly he adjusts the emblem upon his forehead. Smiling he brushes his flyaway mop of hair out of his face eyes darting to check the reactions of his team. Neither seems to be paying attention to him - not that he's surprised. Why would such older kids care about a little brat like him?

Pouting slightly he drops his gaze to the hardwood desk tracing the faded lines of boasts and profanity. Whoever 'Kanji' was he or she had a really extensive vocabulary and a twisted imagination. The stick-figures are a nice touch. It is with a smile on his face that Maito Gai is first introduced to his somewhat late sensei. - Manji Hito, Kohona's North Wind.

Quietly the man stands before a rather rag-tag group. 'Pathetic.' Only the runt - Maito? - has even noticed him and he is grinning like an idiot. The other two, Akano Ame and Hitomi Rekei, appear to be too busy drooling on their desk with their thumbs up their asses to pay attention. 'Lovely, an idiotic brat and two complete retards. Who da hell did I piss off?'

Before he can work himself into a further rage the little voice that sounds kind of like his sister intervenes. 'These are but children, if one still retains his joy let him it'll be stolen soon enough. And if the others are not as alert as they might be that's because they need a teacher - they need you.' Right he's their new sensei if they can pass his test. First things, first he'll need to know them a little better.

Clearing his throat he is rewarded with the startled reactions of his two oldest students. The youngest merely bites his lip to keep from laughing. 'Good boy already knows to test strained ties.' Very strained ties if the two chairs and an entire row between his older students and their teammate is anything to go by. Setting his face into a neutral mask he begins his spiel.

Half listening Ame twitches again as Rekei runs his finger up her thigh. He's going to have to stop this soon. The little brat probably doesn't even know what sex is much less what it looks like. Last thing they need is him squealing to his mommy about this. Disgruntled at the thought she smacks Rekei's hand away and scoots further off. Confused Rekei shrugs and buries his head in his arms.

"You, the idiot with his head on his desk, name age likes dislikes and aspirations." In a voice Gai finds highly disrespectful the gangly boy intones, "Hitomi Rekei, 12 yr. old failure. I like tits, ass, and girls with tongue rings. I dislike you, the brat, and girls who won't give it up. I hope to one day escape this hellhole permanently. Goodnight." Ame snorts in sync with their sensei. She then smiles saying, "I'm next."

Hito raise an eyebrow as he realizes Akano has a tongue ring. It sparkles at odd intervals as she talks - "My name is Akano Ame, I'm considered a 12 yr. old failure. I like physical exertion and hungry boys who love pie. I dislike playing babysitter, your face, and idiots who can't be more subtle if not patient. I aspire to leave all three of you idiots in the dust hopefully dead - by enemy hands of course!" with a smile that practically oozes sugar she nods to say she's done.

Behind her Maito stands somewhat nervous but trying to seem confident. "My name is Maito Gai. I am seven years old and considered a prodigy of taijutsu. I like training, my rival, and my summon. I dislike the rude, people who put others down in ignorance, and my rival's too cool altitude. I aspire to be a taijutsu master and to be a jounin of great worth to Kohona. If at that time I also surpass my eternal rival that would be icing on the cake." With an oddly forceful nod the skinny little boy seats himself.

As he automatically informs them of their coming test he goes over their responses. 'Hm, two kids who are truthfully older then the current standard and one who is rather younger then the very same. One who has picked his concentration and two who have what seems a relationship of the body. One serious one and two clowns. Although one of them seems to have some ambition left. So half of a real team is what I've got. Fine I can work with that.' Dodging the kunai of an enraged konnichi he tells them to get a good night's sleep and avoid a big breakfast. Silently he vanishes to the shouting of his 'failures'.