A Seahorse, A Jellyfish, and A Starfish

At the Krusty Krab…

Larry: Dude, this place is like, as dull as kelp grinds in my energy shake. We need some amusement.

Patrick: Yeah!

Squidward: The most amusement you get around this dump is Spongebob at the salad bar.

Patrick: Yeah!

(They look over at the salad bar, where Spongebob was attempting to put everything in order in reference to calorie count)

Larry: Pathetic, man.

Patrick: Yeah!

Squidward: Well muscles, if you can think of anything better to do, please, be my guest.

Patrick: Yeah!

Squidward: Shut up Patrick.

Patrick…

Larry: Ok dudes, how about we tell a joke?

Squidward: (snorts) Whatever.

Patrick: Yeah!

Larry: All right, let's see…a seahorse, a jellyfish, and a starfish-

Patrick: Hey! A seahorse! I love pony rides!

Squidward: Shut up, Patrick!

Larry…as I was saying, a seahorse, a jellyfish, and-

Patrick: Hey! Jellyfish don't walk! They don't even have legs!

Squidward: Well technically, they have tentacles-

Patrick: I've never seen one just walking around like they own the place!

Larry: Ok then! A seahorse, a jellyfish, and a starfish swim into a-

Patrick: (Angrily) Oh! So they're in a pool now?!?!

Squidward: Patrick, it's a joke! It doesn't have to be logical!

Larry: So anyway, a seahorse, a jellyfish, and a starfish walk into a bar-

Patrick: What's a bar?

Larry: …

Squidward: …

Old Man Jenkins: Free Toothpaste!!!!

The End!