A Seahorse, A Jellyfish, and A Starfish
At the Krusty Krab…
Larry: Dude, this place is like, as dull as kelp grinds in my energy shake. We need some amusement.
Patrick: Yeah!
Squidward: The most amusement you get around this dump is Spongebob at the salad bar.
Patrick: Yeah!
(They look over at the salad bar, where Spongebob was attempting to put everything in order in reference to calorie count)
Larry: Pathetic, man.
Patrick: Yeah!
Squidward: Well muscles, if you can think of anything better to do, please, be my guest.
Patrick: Yeah!
Squidward: Shut up Patrick.
Patrick…
Larry: Ok dudes, how about we tell a joke?
Squidward: (snorts) Whatever.
Patrick: Yeah!
Larry: All right, let's see…a seahorse, a jellyfish, and a starfish-
Patrick: Hey! A seahorse! I love pony rides!
Squidward: Shut up, Patrick!
Larry…as I was saying, a seahorse, a jellyfish, and-
Patrick: Hey! Jellyfish don't walk! They don't even have legs!
Squidward: Well technically, they have tentacles-
Patrick: I've never seen one just walking around like they own the place!
Larry: Ok then! A seahorse, a jellyfish, and a starfish swim into a-
Patrick: (Angrily) Oh! So they're in a pool now?!?!
Squidward: Patrick, it's a joke! It doesn't have to be logical!
Larry: So anyway, a seahorse, a jellyfish, and a starfish walk into a bar-
Patrick: What's a bar?
Larry: …
Squidward: …
Old Man Jenkins: Free Toothpaste!!!!
The End!
