A/N; While ina writing workshop over the summer, an idea struck me and I had to write it down. Not ment to be taken serious. If it brings forth a few giggles, boo-yah. I hope you find humor in it. Enjoy!
(Note: "Alghamaheedie" is pronounced, Al-Guh-Muh-Heetie)
Disclaimer: *wails* A las! It has forsaken me! I faileth to ownith the Potter Universe-ith! *goes to a corner and sobs loudly*
One day, a Ninja named Tom was having an awesome bowel movement in a dingy bathroom in a gas station on one of the Hawaii islands while texting his BFF Hugh.
They were getting into a very heated argument over Tom's heinous hatred of Wal-Mart greeters (evil people sent from Hell, with their false smiles!) when the entire gas station was roughly shaken, causing Tom to fall off the toilet un-gracefully.
He quickly stood, pulled up his pants, and stormed up to the counter.
"What's going on?" he asked is a loud nasally voice.
"A volcano has just erupted and we're all going to die!" the middle aged balding man behind the counter squealed.
"We shall not! For I am Lord Voldemort and I shall stop the volcano with the Elder Wand which I have stolen from Dumbledore!"
The clerk just looked at Tom as if he were criminally insane (which he was by the way).
So Tom, or as he preferred to be called, Lord Voldy, used his super ninja skills and was able to get himself onto the edge of the volcano.
He grabbed the "Elder Wand" from his cloak pocket and waved it in front of him saying an "incantation".
"Alejandro Alghamaheedie!" he bellowed in his loud, nasally voice and with the final thrust of his "wand", Tom threw himself off balance and tumbled into the volcano, who after finally having it's human sacrifice, quieted down for the next hundred years and happily began digesting it's new meal.
THE END!
