Dry Bowser was thinking to himself as he was cleaning off his Offroader vehicle in 1 of the grassy meadows surrounding a certain manor, with Toadette farting in the background as he turned his bony head to her.

"Why is it that you're always so... pungent?" Dry Bowser commented as he wasn't affected by the stench.

Toadette shrugged while fanning the stinky air she was making. "I couldn't really think of anything better, to be honest. Whatever goes in me just manages to come right out!"

"Well you know what, I don't have time to deal with you." Dry Bowser spoke as he finished his cleansing and got into his vehicle, taking off as he rubbed his chin. "...I wonder what those two boys are doing... sure hope they're not getting themselves into trouble."

"Hey wait, you could at least lend me some fresh undies!" Toadette shouted above her bassy farts that turned sloppy as she blushed in embarrassment. "Oh great, so much for having a toilet."


Toon Link and Ness sighed as they both watched the Tow Tows in the ranch several miles away from the Smash Mansion, the two young boy Smashers bored out of their minds. The plains were green and grassy, and the sky was clear blue with white puffy clouds in the sky. The toon incarnation of Link placed both of his hands on his face, sighing in boredom as he turned to Ness.

"I'm bored as a rock." Toon sighed, glancing up at the sky and then back at the Tow Tows.

Ness nodded in agreement. "Yeah... surely we could do something fun, no?"

Suddenly, a smirk appeared across Toon's face. "Wait, that's it! Let's do something fun as opposed to just standing here bored!"

Ness rubbed his right arm. "But what do we have that could stop our boredom?"

Toon giggled as he pulled out a sharp stick, pointing at it. "This, of course! Why, we'll have lots of fun!"

Ness lowered his eyes. "A stick, Toon? Really?"

The stick then popped up to life. "Not just a stick, the stick!"

Toon and Ness dropped their jaws in disbelief as the stick grew some typical googly eyes, jumping out of Toon's grasp as he turned around to face the two boys.

"That's right! I'm a stick who thinks for himself! Kinda surprising, no?" The stick pointed out.

Toon and Ness both were still in shock. Banjo Kazooie happened to be nearby as the bear and bird glanced at each other.

"Should we tell them?" Banjo commented while adjusting his shorts.

Kazooie flustered her wings. "No they'll figure it out on their own, I'm sure."