The Hitchhikers Guide To Wizarding.
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Idea: Oneshot in which Harry Cheats at Quidditch, Marvin Makes a friend and Arthur finds some tea... Or does he? Ok yes he does.
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Harry flew his Firebolt around the Quidditch pitch in hot pursuit of the golden snitch, just five meters out of arm reach when a bludger cut across his sight and forced him to dodge it and lose sight of the snitch. He flew up above the match and began to circle, looking for the snitch. Without warning a bludger impacted with his broom and exploded for reasons completely not atall perfectly understandable destroying the broom completely. Harry fell... He continued to fall... Ten metres from the ground the snitch flew across his line of sight and distracted him as he reached for it. He missed the grab however the distraction had left him bobbing above the ground in a slightly foolish manner. With instinct he immediately did his best to not think about it and began to float higher. He concentrated on the snitch, he began to look for it and, THERE! Forgetting about his lack of a broom Harry launched forward and grabbed the snitch. He flew up for a victory lap, he had do e it again! Griffindor had beaten Slytherin once more!
"Hey Potter!" Came out the voice of Malfoy "You realise you lost your broom?" Harry realised he was flying by himself and with this realisation he promptly fell Fifty Feet to the ground and died.
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Severus Snape was walking through the corridors of hogwarts dungeons when a grey green alien appeared infront of him. "Severus Snape?" It said in a kind of efficient yap. "Uhh yes?" He confirmed with some confusion. "Your a massive Greasy Git." It informed him and disappeared. Snape was left standing still and confused as a white robot with triangular green eyes that despite being perfectly emotionless managed to convey utter contempt of all things human. Walked into the hall. "He was right you know your hair is made of Ninety Four Point Two Zero Five Four Two. And life is a Git. Life! Don't talk to me about life!" It complained "I never even mentioned it." Snape decided the most sensible thing to do was also quite simple; "Avada Kedavra!" He yelled at Marvin, only to have the spell bounce off into a mirror and down the hall. Little did he know that this would cause a temporal rift to appear for a never of an eternity just in the hall through witch the spell flew. The other end of this hole was on a Large white sneaker shaped star ship the spell flew out of the hole in this ship and hit a machine labeled a 'Nutri-Matic' that a certain Ape-Decendant Arthur Dent was attempting to get a cup of tea from and succeeding in producing.a brownish liquid that was almost, but not quite entirely unlike tea. After the spell hit it began to pour out liquid cups that turned into normal china cups with blue flowers on after a moment and then began to spew out a small amount of a different brownish liquid that after an hour of barely filling the cup was found to taste Almost but not quite, entirely unlike the thing that was almost entirely unlike tea.
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That's it guys! Hope you enjoyed this thing that came from boredom.
