My Big Mistake-Chapter One

By Logan's Pen

Disclaimer: I do not own Scrubs!

Elliot leaned in, snuggling against J.D. She could feel his breath as she leaned in to kiss him. And then she stopped.

"This is wrong," Elliot said. J.D. sighed and sat up.

"I know," he said. "You're getting married in three days and I'm having a baby. Well, technically, I'm not physically having the baby…" J.D. trailed off as he began to daydream.

"Push, J.D! Push!" Kim cried. J.D. was sitting in a hospital room, very pregnant. He pushed with all his might, his face growing red.

"That's it, J.D! Keep pushing!" Kim cried, turning on the video camera.

J.D. stopped pushing. "How would you like to be the one having the baby, Kim?"

"J.D!" Elliot cried. "Come back!"

J.D. snapped back to reality. "Sorry."

Elliot stood up, looking ashamed. "Well, I'd better go."

J.D. nodded. Elliot sighed and left the room, her head down. J.D. sighed.

"What should I do?" He asked himself. Then he heard the door open. Amazingly, it was Laverne, the nurse that had died of a car accident earlier that year. "Laverne!"

She looked up from the bedpan she was grabbing. Upon closer look, it was not Laverne at all, but someone who looked a lot like her. "What'd you call me?"
J.D. was taken aback. "Oh, sorry," he said. "I thought you were…someone else."

"Well, I'm Shirley," she said. "I'm new here." She looked around. "Do you want a drink?" She asked. J.D. was shocked. He still thought Shirley was Laverne.

"You don't drink! You're a Christian!" He cried. Shirley laughed.

"Honey, I'm an atheist. I never relied on God for anything, and I'm not about to start," Shirley said, laughing. J.D. was now thoroughly confused. "I'll see you later, sugar!"

Then Shirley left, leaving J.D. to deal with his problems alone.

Author's Note: Well, there's the first chapter! The whole "Shirley" idea was based on an article I read that said Aloma Wright (who played Laverne) would be coming back as a new character in Season Seven! Read and review!