The Art of Paperwork
Do the Soul Reapers and Espadas do paperwork? Or do they throw it out the window? Let's find out!
Do the Espadas do paperwork?
Coyote Starrk: Starrk was assigned paperwork once by Tousen, but he fell asleep after 5 seconds and drooled all over it, so after that the job passed to someone else.
Lilinette Gingerback: Rips it to shreds and blames it on Wonderweiss.
Barragan Luisenbarn: "I am far too important for something this trivial," he boasts. After that, he forces his Fracción to do it.
Tia Harribel: Sung-sun offers to do it for her because Apache and Mila-Rose take a full hour fighting over who should have the job.
Nel Tu (former Tres): It actually got lost in her cleavage once. And the rest of the time she used it to play tic-tac-toe with Pesche and Dondochakka, so her superiors stopped sending it to her.
Ulquiorra Schiffer: "If it is what Lord Aizen asks of me, then I will do it." Because he's lord Aizen's personal doormat.
Nnoitora Jiruga: "I don't have time for this crap. TESLA, GET YOUR LAZY ASS OVER HERE AND DO THIS PAPERWORK FOR ME!"
Grimmjow Jeagerjaques: Personally wipes his ass with it when he runs out of toilet paper and sends it back to Tousen smeared in poo. When it happened again, everyone got the hint and stopped giving him paperwork.
Zommari Leroux: He diligently tends to the paperwork, usually because he has nothing better to do.
Szayel Aporro Grantz: Has his devoted servants do it. Sometimes, Lumina whines about it, at which point Szayel threatens to eat him.
Aaroniero Arruruerie: He argues with himself for hours because the head with the high-pitched voice doesn't want to do paperwork. He whines about it endlessly and they never reach an agreement, so it goes unfinished.
Yammy Rialgo: Uses the paperwork as a napkin and then throws it away.
