WARNING: IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED THE GAME YET, OR READ MY MAIN STORY, OR KNOW WHAT ANY OF THE AUs ARE, THEN THIS WILL MAKE NO SENSE.
THIS IS JUST FOR FUN, LIKE A BEHIND THE ACTOR STUDIO THING, BUT WITH ALTERNATE REALITIES.
I WANT NO RESPONSIBILITY OVER SPOILING THINGS FOR OTHERS.
SO THIS IS MADE WITH NO INTENTIONAL HINTS.
I'M LEAVING IT UP TO YOUR IMAGINATIONS IF YOU THINK SOMETHINGS A CLUE HERE OR NOT.
ENJOY.
Chara: Greetings foolish mortals. I bet you weren't expecting me to narrate this dribble. Well, Lynsie was suppose to do it, but we worked out a little deal. I don't kill anyone and I get a 50lbs bag of chocolate. I'm thinking I won out in this arrangement.
Lynsie: I'm still here though.
Chara: No one cares. But enough about that...You're here because she promised you a little show. A glimpse into the time lines of the alternate universes where she's made her sad pathetic home.
Lynsie: Hey asshole! I still run this story. So unless you want to go another 20 chapters without a line, you better stick to the script!
Chara: Bitch! Do you know who I am?!
Lynsie: A dead demonic brat that doesn't know how to follow the rules. *squirts holy water on him* The power of pacifism compels you!
Chara: *snarls* AAAHHH! IT BURNS!
Lynsie: Now then...Who's the one in control?
Chara: YOU ARE!
Lynsie: *stops* Thank you.
Chara: *growls* I'm gonna slit your throat in your sleep!
Lynsie: *glares and squirts*
Chara: *hiss* I TAKE IT BACK!
Lynsie: *stops* Now...behave.
Chara: *glares*...Fine
Lynsie: Okay. Carry on.
Chara: *sigh* As I was saying...We'll be looking at certain points in that freak's life as she exist in other AUs along with the original.
Lynsie: Read the warning.
Chara: Argh! Warning: This shit can get raw. Content may or may not contain spoilers for the game and/or story. She's leaving it up to you sinners and your filthy minds to wander to your own conclusions. *pulls out the script* Alright...where the hell is this thing going?
Lynsie: Need help?
Chara: I got this! Just leave me alone.
Lynsie: As you wish.
Chara: Hmmm...Aside from UnderTale the other worlds we'll be looking at are UnderFell, UnderSwap, SwapFell, and...Is this a joke right?
Lynsie: What?
Chara: UnderLust? Are you for real right now?
Lynsie: Hey, I really like that AU. Sure it's a wold of graphic sin, but the world is well made and characters are full of the same love that the originals have. Besides...I wanted a random edgy AU but Error!tale and Fresh!tale aren't fully explained so I had to drop it.
Chara: That and Error!Sans would want to kill you. Filthy anomaly.
Lynsie: *holds spray bottle up threateningly*
Chara: The truth hurts, doesn't it?
Lynsie: Just do your job demon or I'll get SansyFresh in here.
Chara: ...I'll be good.
Lynsie: Thank you. But you're right. We can drop UnderLust because if we do that, then we'll get hit with Mature Content filters and other shit.
Chara: Thank god...Now then, let's get this crap fest going...*ahem* Scenario #1: Lynsie has gone to Mt. Ebott and is about to fall. Why does she?
UNDERTALE (FRIENDLY MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A TOMBOY GEEK)
Lynn: I was gathering gems to sell when the vine I was using for rope snapped. I landed in a bed of flowers and was, for the most part, okay.
UNDERFELL (DERANGED MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A DARK PUNK)
Lynn: I heard it was a great place to dump bodies and figured it would be a good spot to off myself. I jumped and landed on a pile of dead leaves, leading to a dislocated arm and a temporary limp that Toriel fixed later.
UNDERSWAP (FRIENDLY MONSTERS WITH SWITCHED ROLES - LYNSIE IS A GIRLIE GOOF)
Lynn: I was gathering flowers to sell when I tripped on a rock. I landed on the most soft bed of flowers ever! I had only a few scrapes but was just peachy.
SWAPFELL (DERANGED MONSTERS WITH SWITCHED ROLES - LYNSIE IS A GIRLIE PUNK)
Lynn: I heard spirits haunted the mountain and wanted to see for myself. I got spooked by a bat that flew down and fell. I landed on dead leaves, getting a sprained wrist and broken leg. Asgore later fixed that.
Chara: Well now...so you can be quite the fun type in other worlds.
Lynsie: Just get on with it.
Chara: Whatever...Scenario #2: Lynsie has fallen and runs into the antagonist character. What's her first impression of them?
UNDERTALE (FRIENDLY MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A TOMBOY GEEK)
Flowey: *excited* Howdy! I'm FLOWEY. FLOWEY the FLOWER!
Lynn: *creeped out* Uh...Hi there. I'm Lynsie. Nice to meet you? *either I'm dead or those flowers got me tripping out of my mind*
UNDERFELL (DERANGED MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A DARK PUNK)
Flowey: *nervous* Howdy. I'm FLOWEY. FLOWEY the FLOWER.
Lynn: *unamused* Hey. You know a way out? Or at least a place to patch up at? *maybe this thing can be somewhat helpful, if not, ditch it first chance I get*
UNDERSWAP (FRIENDLY MONSTERS WITH SWITCHED ROLES - LYNSIE IS A GIRLIE GOOF)
Temmie: *excited* HOI! im temmie!
Lynn: *kawaii* Oh my god! You're so cute! *I must make it mine!*
SWAPFELL (DERANGED MONSTERS WITH SWITCHED ROLES - LYNSIE IS A GIRLIE PUNK)
Temmie: *scared* HOI. im temmie.
Lynn: *confused* Are you okay little kitty? *poor thing looks like it might piss itself*
Lynsie: That seems about right. Onto the next and better set up.
Chara: Scenario #3: Lynsie meets the tutorial monster.
UNDERTALE (FRIENDLY MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A TOMBOY GEEK)
Lynn: Uh...okay, so the flower is not going to kill me?
Toriel: Ah, do not be afraid, my...child? Forgive me, young one. I am not used to seeing mature humans. Sadly, it is children that fall down here the most.
Lynn: That makes sense. Children are more likely to wander in places were the elders know better than to venture. Lucky me I ended up breaking the cycle of children. Lord knows the youth don't need to go through that fall, that's for sure. But in a way, the cycle remains the same. I'm kid at heart, and proud of it.
Toriel: I am TORIEL, caretaker of the RUINS. I pass through this place every day to see if anyone has fallen down. You are the first human to come here in a long time.
Lynn: ...I will call you mama.
Toriel: ...I'm okay with this.
UNDERFELL (DERANGED MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A DARK PUNK)
Lynn: Oh my god, Flowey! Shut the fuck up!
Flowey: I'm telling you, it's really dangerous here. Especially that crazy old woman.
Lynn: I am this close to dropping your ass.
Toriel: Oh me, oh my. Are you a human?
Flowey: *whisper* Quick, run away!
Lynn: What's it to you, goat lady.
Flowey: *whisper* You idiot! You're gonna kill us both!
Toriel: *slight tick* It's been so long since I last saw a human. You must be so confused.
Lynn: *shrug* Eh, it's not so bad. Dark and dank. Feels just like home really.
Toriel: *creepy smile* You remind me of myself at your age. Would you like to stay with me a while?
Flowey: Don't do it.
Lynn: Whatever floats your boat lady.
Flowey: Fffffffffff...
Toriel: Excellent. I am TORIEL. I am the EXTERMINATOR of the RUINS. I skulk these passages each day in case a charming little shrew like you falls down here and lives.
Lynn: *smirk* Heh...you ain't half bad lady. If you keep up this warm welcome, I might just decide to stay with you full-time.
Flowey: Are you nuts?!
Toriel: *smile* I think...I think I'd like that.
UNDERSWAP (FRIENDLY MONSTERS WITH SWITCHED ROLES - LYNSIE IS A GIRLIE GOOF)
Lynn: Okay...Note to self, never trust Temmie. EVER!
Asgore: Ah, do not be afraid, my...child? Forgive me, young one. I am not used to seeing mature humans. Sadly, it is children that fall down here the most.
Lynn: No problem there mister goat. I'm okay. Thank you for saving me from that freaky cat thing.
Asgore: No trouble my child. I am ASGORE, caretaker of the RUINS. I pass through this place every day to see if anyone has fallen down. You are the first human to come here in a long time.
Lynn: Golly, don't that make a girl feel special.
Asgore: Come, let me show you around your new home.
Lynn: Okay papa.
Agore: ...Thank you.
SWAPFELL (DERANGED MONSTERS WITH SWITCHED ROLES - LYNSIE IS A GIRLIE PUNK)
Lynn: I don't know why you're such a wuss Temmie. Everything in the Ruins seems to be a bunch of scardy bitches.
Tem: Listen to Tem. It dangerous here.
Lynn: *scoff* I call bull there.
Asgore: Oh dear...this just won't do.
Lynn: And now there's a goat man. Fan-flipping-tastic.
Asgore: You're a human, correct?
Tem: *growls*
Lynn: What of it?
Asgore: *nervous tick* Nothing! Nothing at all my child. I am ASGORE. I am the EXTERMINATOR of the RUINS. I skulk these passages each day in case a charming little shrew like you falls down here and lives. You are the first human to come here in a long time.
Lynn: Great to hear. Not to come off as too much of a bitch, but do you know the way out?
Asgore: The way out? O-oh...Of course I do. Please, follow me to my home. I will show you the way from there.
Tem: Tem no like him.
Lynn: We'll wait and see Temmie. We wait and see.
Lynsie: I'm starting to not like these "go along for the ride" buddies.
Chara: Scenario #4: Lynsie has left the Ruins and is meeting a skeleton for the first time.
UNDERTALE (FRIENDLY MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A TOMBOY GEEK)
Lynn: Holy snowballs it's cold!
sans: human. don't you know how to greet a new pal?
Lynn: ...Wait a second...
sans: turn around and shake my hand.
Lynn: *shakes his hand and fart sound is heard*
sans: *laughs* hehehe...the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. it's ALWAYS funny.
Lynn: I can't argue there. *giggles*
sans: anyways, you're a human, right? that's hilarious.
Lynn: I don't know about that. But by your voice and behavior, I determine you're the one who knocks?
sans: in the non-flesh. that must make you the kid. nice to meet you face to skull.
Lynn: Likewise.
sans: i'm sans. sans the skeleton.
Lynn: I'm Lynsie. Lynsie the human.
UNDERFELL (DERANGED MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A DARK PUNK)
Lynn: Fuck it's freezing!
Flowey: Bet you wished you had a coat right now.
Lynn: *growls*
Flowey: I'll be quiet.
sans: hey, human. don't you know it's rude to keep your back turned?
Lynn: Oh...So you were waiting for me...
sans: turn around and shake my hand.
Lynn: Whatever. *shakes his hand and is shocked* The fuck...?!
sans: *laughs* hahaha...the old electric buzzer in the hand trick. it's ALWAYS funny.
Lynn: You got me good, I'll give you that. But funny? Not buying that.
sans: so you're the human, right? that's hilarious.
Lynn: Oh? Why's that?
sans: because...from how much of a bitch you were behind that door, i could've sworn you were a monster.
Flowey: *whisper* We should stay away from him.
Lynn: *grin* Know something...I think we're going to get along just fine.
sans: heh...you might be right about that. the name's sans. sans the skeleton.
Lynn: I'm Lynsie. But just Lynn works too.
UNDERSWAP (FRIENDLY MONSTERS WITH SWITCHED ROLES - LYNSIE IS A GIRLIE GOOF)
Lynn: Holy moly it's chilly!
papyrus: human. don't you know how to greet a new pal?
Lynn: ...Hold the phone...
papyrus: turn around and shake my hand.
Lynn: *shakes his hand and fart sound is heard*
papyrus: *laughs* hehehe...the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. it's ALWAYS funny.
Lynn: *giggles* Oh my god! That's so cute!
papyrus: *blush* anyways, you're a human, right? that's hilarious.
Lynn: That must make you mister knock-knock.
papyrus: in the non-flesh. that must make you the kid. nice to meet you face to skull.
Lynn: Same here.
papyrus: i'm papyrus. papyrus the skeleton.
Lynn: I'm Lynsie. Lynsie the human.
SWAPFELL (DERANGED MONSTERS WITH SWITCHED ROLES - LYNSIE IS A GIRLIE PUNK)
Lynn: The hell it's freezing!
Temmie: Tem cold!
Lynn: I know, but I can't do anything about it.
Temmie: *huddles in Lynn's hair* Better.
Lynn: At least one of us is warm.
papyrus: hey, human. don't you know it's rude to keep your back turned?
Lynn: Oh...I was beginning to think you weren't showing up...
papyrus: turn around and shake my hand.
Lynn: Sure, why not. *shakes his hand and is shocked* The fuck...?!
papyrus: *laughs* hahaha...the old electric buzzer in the hand trick. it's ALWAYS funny.
Lynn: You got me good, I'll give you that.
papyrus: so you're the human, right? that's hilarious.
Lynn: Oh? And why is that?
papyrus: because...from how much of weirdo you were behind that door, i could've sworn you were a monster.
Temmie: *whisper* Tem no like him.
Lynn: *smirk* Know something big guy...I think we're going to get along just fine.
papyrus: heh...you might be right about that. name's papyrus. papyrus the skeleton.
Lynn: I'm Lynsie. But Lynn works too.
Chara: Okay, so maybe this is a bit interesting.
Lynsie: I told you it would be a trip.
Chara: I think I like the Fell you. She seems like she could be fun.
Lynsie: The you in that world is actually a angel and not a demon.
Chara: What?! I'm a goody-goody in that badass world?!
Lynsie: Yep.
Chara: That's bullshit! *grumbles*
Lynsie: You okay?
Chara: Is there a way the me there and I can switch places?
Lynsie: Not a bad idea, but no. Also, the you in Swap is alive and is the Frisk character. While Frisk is the demon.
Chara: Really? What about SwapFell?
Lynsie: You live and Frisk is the angel.
Chara: Lame.
Lynsie: Shall we get back to the show then?
Chara: I guess. At least there's some hope for fun in your freaky lives...Scenario #5: Lynsie meets the first skeleton's brother.
UNDERTALE (FRIENDLY MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A TOMBOY GEEK)
Lynn: *gasping and coughing* Where am I? A house?
PAPYRUS: HUMAN? ARE YOU AWAKE NOW?
Lynn: Papyrus?
PAPYRUS: HUMAN?
Lynn: I'm *cough* okay. Just defrosting. How long was I knocked out for?
PAPYRUS: SEVERAL HOURS...MY BROTHER TELLS ME THIS IS GOOD FOR WARMING UP HUMANS.
Lynn: What is it?
PAPYRUS: BROTH. THE LABEL SAID IT WAS FLAVORED LIKE CHICKEN, BUT I DON'T SEE HOW THAT CAN BE. THERE'S NO FEATHERS OR ANYTHING RESEMBLING THE FOWL IN IT.
Lynn: Heheh...That's not how that works, but that was cute of you to think it.
PAPYRUS: *blush*
Lynn: Thank you for saving me. And for taking such care with me.
PAPYRUS: THINK NOTHING OF IT. THERE IS NO HONOR IN LETTING SOMEONE BE SNUFFED OUT BY MERE CHILL. BESIDES...A GENTLEMAN MUST ALWAYS HELP A LADY IN DISTRESS.
UNDERFELL (DERANGED MONSTERS - LYNSIE IS A DARK PUNK)
Lynn: *gasping and coughing* The fuck am I? Who the hell chained me?!
PAPYRUS: HUMAN...I SEE YOU'RE FINALLY AWAKE.
Lynn: Papyrus?
PAPYRUS: I DO HOPE YOU'RE COMFORTABLE. *CHUCKLES* YOU'LL BE STAYING LIKE THIS FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
Lynn: *smirks* Oh my. Who would've guessed the great and terrible Papyrus was scared of a near dead human so much that he'd chain her up just to stop the shaking in his bones.
PAPYRUS: *SMACK* MOCK ME AGAIN. I FUCKING DARE YOU!
Lynn: *chuckles* Now there's the badass I heard so much about.
PAPYRUS: OH? SO EVEN HUMANS ON THE SURFACE KNOW OF ME?
Lynn: No. Your brother talked about you. Sans seems to think you're even better than the king. *looks him up and down* I now see why. The great and terrible Papyrus, indeed you are worthy of such a name.
PAPYRUS: *LIGHT BLUSH AND GRUMBLES* AT LEAST YOU SEEM TO BE SMART ENOUGH TO RECOGNIZE TRUE PERFECTION WHEN YOU SEE IT.
Lynn: Oh, I most certainly can. *grin* But I never would've figured you for the S&M type. *licks lips and purrs* Kinky bones~.
PAPYRUS: *STABS HER IN THE SHOULDER* HUMAN...IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, I'D SAY YOU WERE TRYING TO FLIRT WITH ME. AND IF SO, WELL...IT WOULD BE IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO CEASE ALL USELESS EFFORTS. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
Lynn: *pained cocky smile* Oh please...*wince* Do tell.
PAPYRUS: *LEANS IN WITH A SMIRK* YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE ME.
Lynn: *stunned blush*
PAPYRUS: MAYBE SANS WAS RIGHT. MAYBE IT WOULDN'T HURT TO HAVE A HOUSE PET.
UNDERSWAP (FRIENDLY MONSTERS WITH SWITCHED ROLES - LYNSIE IS A GIRLIE GOOF)
Lynn: *gasping and coughing* Where am I? A house?
SANS: HUMAN? ARE YOU AWAKE NOW?
Lynn: Sans?
SANS: HUMAN?
Lynn: I'm alright sweety. *shiver* Just cold. How long was I napping for?
SANS: SEVERAL HOURS...MY BROTHER TELLS ME THIS IS GOOD FOR WARMING UP HUMANS.
Lynn: What is it?
SANS: BROTH. THE LABEL SAID IT WAS FLAVORED LIKE CHICKEN, BUT I DON'T SEE HOW THAT CAN BE. THERE'S NO FEATHERS OR ANYTHING RESEMBLING THE BIRD IN IT.
Lynn: *giggles* That's adorable. It's so cute of you to think that.
SANS: *blush*
Lynn: Thank you for saving me. And for taking such care with me.
SANS: THINK NOTHING OF IT. THERE IS NO HONOR IN LETTING SOMEONE BE SNUFFED OUT BY MERE CHILL. BESIDES...THE MAGNIFICENT SANS MUST ALWAYS HELP A LADY IN DISTRESS.
SWAPFELL (DERANGED MONSTERS WITH SWITCHED ROLES - LYNSIE IS A GIRLIE PUNK)
Lynn: *gasping and coughing* The hell am I? Who chained me?
SANS: HUMAN...I SEE YOU'RE FINALLY AWAKE.
Lynn: Sans?
SANS: I DO HOPE YOU'RE COMFORTABLE. *SNICKERS* YOU'LL BE STAYING LIKE THAT FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
Lynn: What for?I'm not exactly much of a threat in my current condition. I mean, I did nearly die in the snow. Either this is how you treat everyone or you're just being cautious out of fear.
SANS: *PUNCH* SCARED OF YOU? LITTLE GIRL, YOU KNOW NOT WHO YOU DEAL WITH.
Lynn: *groan* Now I see what Papyrus was talking about. Not bad.
SANS: OH? SO THAT DOG HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT ME?
Lynn: Your brother speaks very highly of you. Papyrus seems to think you're even better than the queen. *looks him up and down* I can maybe see why. The great and terrible Sans. Yep, that's definitely you in a nut shell.
SANS: *LIGHT BLUSH AND GRUMBLES* AT LEAST YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO RECOGNIZE TRUE GREATNESS WHEN IT'S STARING YOU IN THE FACE.
Lynn: I know better than to speak ill of someone who is in a much better position than me. I mean really...I'm strung up and completely at your mercy. What would be the point in trying to fight?
SANS: *SHUDDERS SOFTLY* HUMAN...IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, I'D SAY YOU WERE TRYING TO FLIRT WITH ME.
Lynn: *blush* Oh my...No! No, that was not my intention!
SANS: *LEANS IN WITH A SMIRK* YOU KEEP UP THAT SUBMISSIVE ACT AND I MAY JUST SHOW YOU MORE MERCY THAN YOU PROBABLY DESERVE.
Lynn: *stunned blush*
SANS: MAYBE PAPYRUS WAS RIGHT. MAYBE IT WOULDN'T HURT TO HAVE A HOUSE PET.
Chara: ...
Lynsie: I know right? It's so weird.
Chara: UnderFell you is fucking hot!
Lynsie: *blush* Shut up you weirdo!
Chara: SwapFell you might be okay, but not as good as Fell you.
Lynsie: I swear to god...
Chara: Now I'm kind of curious to what you're like in UnderLust.
Lynsie: Nope! So much fucking nope!
Chara: *laughs ass off*
Lynsie: I hate you so much right now.
Chara: You should be taking this as a compliment.
Lynsie: I will cut you from the ending if you say another word about being attracted to my alternate self.
Chara: God. Learn to take a fucking joke. After all, you hang around that comedian so much.
Lynsie: Leave him out of this.
Chara: I mean, you have to have a pretty good sense of humor if you want to fuck a skeleton.
Lynsie: *pulls out phone*
Chara: Uh...who are you calling?
Lynsie: Yo, SansyFresh, my home slice...
Chara: Wait! Stop! I surrender! Just don't bring him here!
Lynsie: *smirks* Let's chillax laters. Just you, me, and some 'zza. Yep. Okay. Check you on the flip-side. Peace out. *click*
Chara: ...How the hell can you do that?
Lynsie: Don't hate the player, hate the game, my less than fresh co-buddy.
Chara: Okay. Just, stop.
Lynsie: Think twice before pissing me off. I have friends in high and powerful places.
Chara: Can't believe I'm saying this but...I kind of respect you now.
Lynsie: ...Thanks. *alarm* Ah man. Our stage time is up.
Chara: By the way, you never told me how your doing this or where are.
Lynsie: Just a small pocket dimension I got Error!Sans to loan me. Had to pay a high price for it, but I think it was worth it. And you're here because of him too. The guy can rip out portals in time and space. Getting you here is child's play.
Chara: Uh...How did you pay him?
Lynsie: ...
Chara: Lynsie?
Lynsie: It's not important. Let's leave it at that.
Chara: Okay...so...what happens now? We just disappear or something?
Lynsie: Nah. He'll send us back in a bit. The timer was just to tell us to get ready. But it's kind of a shame. This was rather fun.
Chara: Eh, it was interesting to say the least. *rubs the back of his head* Wanna do this again sometime?
Lynsie: Really?
Chara: Don't take it like that. I just mean, it's better to do this bull mess with you than float around in the endless dark waiting for to say my name.
Lynsie: Awww...You like me~.
Chara: I like your soul more.
Lynsie: Either way, it's time we say bye to the audience for now.
Chara: So we are doing this again?
Lynsie: Sure. I'm interested in doing this soon. But, let's leave that up to them. The more comments we get, the quicker me and this psycho will hang out and do this again for you.
Chara: You hear that you sinners!? This is all on you now. Just like when you chose to kill all your friends in Genocide.
Lynsie: So till next time, if there is one...This is Lynsie, the Pacifist human anomaly...
Chara: And me, Chara, the first child and demonic killer of everything...
Lynsie: Saying goodbye till next time.
Chara: See you in your nightmares you little freaks! *ominous demonic laughter*
