The intoxicating smell of students brewing potions filled the room. Draco Malfoy had fallen asleep while waiting for his to turn "a putrid greenish brown." He'd been dreaming about Pansy Parkinson, his current girlfriend. They were about to confess their unrelenting love-

A CRASH! jolted Draco back to reality- sort of. He grasped the girl who'd bumped into him by the hands and murmured, "Please say those three words that will make me walk on air."

Hermione Granger gaped at him, then glanced around quickly to see if Snape was within hearing range. Coast clear, she retorted, "Go hang yourself."